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"THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:24 pm
by baralah
Do you follow them, respect them, embrace them or you're just one of them?
Click on the link below, they're pretty darn funny and too close.
http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:26 pm
by baralah
my favourite is rule #10: “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.” Sur la Plaque, fu#ktards.4
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:29 pm
by Mrfenejeans
http://www.bicycles.net.au/forums/viewt ... velominati
I think the search button may help.
I follow some not religiously just by either choice or coincidence.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:40 pm
by sumgy
baralah wrote:Do you follow them, respect them, embrace them or you're just one of them?
Click on the link below, they're pretty darn funny and too close.
http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
No, no , no and no.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:44 pm
by baralah
ahhh my bad. Mod, feel free to remove the post. It's a copy with no intention to plagiarise.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:51 pm
by roller
i follow them religiously.
ALL of them.
even the ones that contradict each other.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:04 pm
by brentono
dems da rules
And without rules we are nothing but savages.
Cheers
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:12 pm
by ozstriker
I wish more people would follow rule 22
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:25 pm
by skull
I think rule 19 should be thoroughly enforced
Rule #19 // Introduce Yourself.
If you deem it appropriate to join a group of riders who are not part of an open group ride and who are not your mates, it is customary and courteous to announce your presence. Introduce yourself and ask if you may join the group. If you have been passed by a group, wait for an invitation, introduce yourself, or let them go. The silent joiner is viewed as ill-mannered and Anti-V. Conversely, the joiner who can’t shut their cakehole is no better and should be dropped from the group at first opportunity.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:28 pm
by Benny_SL
I'm a member of the Velominati.
I feel rule #1 and #3 are applicable here.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:49 pm
by brentono
Laughed at #51 way back, and it's SO 'au fait' ATM.
Re: "THE RULES"
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:00 pm
by g-boaf
Don't really care about the rules. If I should ever start caring about them - it's time to stop riding, sell the bike and do something else.
I'd wager that most 'members' of the velominati disrespect rule #58!
