Oprah, I must confess ...

[Chuck]

Oprah, I must confess ...



A strange desire has come over me, have you been working out ?

[InTheWoods]

Oprah, I must confess ...



I was *this* big when the decor in this room was last in fashion.

[Fresh]

Oprah I must confess...



The wad of cash I gave to the UCI was THIS big.

[Joeblake]

Oprah I must confess...



all I did was grab the jar with the pee sample and screw it down really tight. Then when the anti-doping people couldn't get it open again, they started accusing of me being a drug cheat.

[Howzat]

Oprah I must confess...



sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to be the best he can be in the service of his country at a time of war. "Ohhh say can you seeeeee......"

[Semar]

Oprah I must confess...




.. that what I represent isn't the worst of competitive, professional sport. No, Oprah, what I represent is success in all its gritty, guttural glory. I represent the sacrifice winners are willing to make; to risk death and humiliation by taking the drugs that make us great. And if emotive alliteration can't sway people to see me as just like themselves, but with $100,000,000 and not so miserably ordinary, then living vicariously through sports heroes is sadly lost to us. And that makes me sad. (sniff) I'm sorry, Oprah, for being so emotional, but I've given hope to so many. I personally BEAT cancer. God had a plan for me. Could I turn my back on Him? He called on me to win. I did His work.

[Mulger bill]

Oprah I must confess...




I'm having trouble replying to that question as your left shoulder is blocking the autocue...

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess...




if I hear Paul Sherwen mention digging deep into a suitcase of courage one more time I'm going to grab his microphone in this hand and ...

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess...




I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI didn't think it was that funny.

[Ozkaban]

Oprah, I must confess...




I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI thought it was hilarious too.

Fixed it for you

[Howzat]

Oprah, I must confess...



...my new range of Livestrong Anabolic Lean Power Boost Vitamin Drinks don't just taste great, they will get you out ahead of the pack every time. They're specially formulated as a complete source of your daily requirements of essential vitamins, including E, P, and O.

[Chuck]

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess...



I was really glad that this dude wasn't riding against me. Whatever he was was on, he'd have whupped my sorry Texan ass ...

[Chuck]

Oprah, I must confess...



It wasn't me, it was that guy....

[Chuck]

Oprah, I must confess...



I LOVE EPO



I LOVE IT, YEAH! I LOVE IT, WOOHOO! YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!

[twizzle]

Oprah, I must confess ...




... if you consider that a regular scum-sucking lowlife is the size of a grape, I'm at least this much of a scum-sucking low life.

(I wanted to use a simpler term, but the filter got in the way )



Sent from my iThingy...

[TomBikes]

Oprah, I must confess...



Only this much of my cocktail was EPO.

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess...



I had no idea that little weed Contador could blow a snot-rocket this big ...

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess...



when I saw Robbie McEwan pick up that granite boulder and start crushing it in his hands I turned to Ulrich and said, man, I'm gettin' outa here. You coming?

[roller]

Oprah, I must confess ...



do you think this interview would be more convincing if i had a little furry kitten sitting on my lap?. about . . .so big

[Red Rider]

Oprah, I must confess ...



my tortured, tormented mind is only soothed by playing the harp. So I've entered a harp playing competition, those harpists think drinking tea is a 'pick-me-up'. Ha, they wont know what hit them when the Lance-train rolls through.

[GeoffInBrisbane]

Oprah, I must confess...




I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI didn't think it was that funny.

Gold!

[The 2nd Womble]

Oprah, I must confess ...



that the best way to hold Johan's firm buttocks is like this.

[fatdudeonabike]

Oprah, I must confess



Yes, I spent the last 14 years giving you all this finger.

[fatdudeonabike]

Oprah, I must confess



That I didn't hear any of the 3 challenging questions you asked during this interview, I just put my fingers in my ears like this. Just like I did whenever drug testers knocked on my door.