Oprah, I must confess ...

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Chuck » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:51 pm

Oprah, I must confess ...

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A strange desire has come over me, have you been working out ?
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby InTheWoods » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:53 pm

Oprah, I must confess ...

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I was *this* big when the decor in this room was last in fashion.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Fresh » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:05 pm

Oprah I must confess...

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The wad of cash I gave to the UCI was THIS big.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:29 pm

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all I did was grab the jar with the pee sample and screw it down really tight. Then when the anti-doping people couldn't get it open again, they started accusing of me being a drug cheat.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Howzat » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:19 pm

Oprah I must confess...

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sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to be the best he can be in the service of his country at a time of war. "Ohhh say can you seeeeee......"
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Semar » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:20 pm

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.. that what I represent isn't the worst of competitive, professional sport. No, Oprah, what I represent is success in all its gritty, guttural glory. I represent the sacrifice winners are willing to make; to risk death and humiliation by taking the drugs that make us great. And if emotive alliteration can't sway people to see me as just like themselves, but with $100,000,000 and not so miserably ordinary, then living vicariously through sports heroes is sadly lost to us. And that makes me sad. (sniff) I'm sorry, Oprah, for being so emotional, but I've given hope to so many. I personally BEAT cancer. God had a plan for me. Could I turn my back on Him? He called on me to win. I did His work.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Mulger bill » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:03 pm

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I'm having trouble replying to that question as your left shoulder is blocking the autocue...
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:42 pm

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if I hear Paul Sherwen mention digging deep into a suitcase of courage one more time I'm going to grab his microphone in this hand and ...
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:46 pm

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I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI didn't think it was that funny.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Ozkaban » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:23 am

Joeblake wrote:Oprah, I must confess...


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I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI thought it was hilarious too.

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Howzat » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:55 am

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:20 am

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I was really glad that this dude wasn't riding against me. Whatever he was was on, he'd have whupped my sorry Texan ass ...


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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Chuck » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:31 am

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It wasn't me, it was that guy....

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Chuck » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:37 am

Oprah, I must confess...

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I LOVE EPO

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I LOVE IT, YEAH! I LOVE IT, WOOHOO! YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby twizzle » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:13 pm

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... if you consider that a regular scum-sucking lowlife is the size of a grape, I'm at least this much of a scum-sucking low life.

(I wanted to use a simpler term, but the filter got in the way :roll: )



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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby TomBikes » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:34 pm

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Only this much of my cocktail was EPO.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:49 pm

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I had no idea that little weed Contador could blow a snot-rocket this big ...
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:54 pm

Oprah, I must confess...

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when I saw Robbie McEwan pick up that granite boulder and start crushing it in his hands I turned to Ulrich and said, man, I'm gettin' outa here. You coming?
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby roller » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:20 pm

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do you think this interview would be more convincing if i had a little furry kitten sitting on my lap?. about . . .so big
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Red Rider » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:34 pm

Oprah, I must confess ...

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my tortured, tormented mind is only soothed by playing the harp. So I've entered a harp playing competition, those harpists think drinking tea is a 'pick-me-up'. Ha, they wont know what hit them when the Lance-train rolls through.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby GeoffInBrisbane » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:40 pm

Joeblake wrote:Oprah, I must confess...


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I picked up a bunch of needles and turned to Floyd and said hey look, Edward Syringehand ... he nearly missed peeing into the bottle he laughed so hard! The guy from UCI didn't think it was that funny.


Gold! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby The 2nd Womble » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:47 pm

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that the best way to hold Johan's firm buttocks is like this.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby fatdudeonabike » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:37 pm

Oprah, I must confess

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Yes, I spent the last 14 years giving you all this finger.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby fatdudeonabike » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:40 pm

Oprah, I must confess

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That I didn't hear any of the 3 challenging questions you asked during this interview, I just put my fingers in my ears like this. Just like I did whenever drug testers knocked on my door.
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