Did anyone else notice the new performance enhancing drug?

ausrandoman
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Did anyone else notice the new performance enhancing drug?

Postby ausrandoman » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:22 pm

It seems that Lance Armstrong prepared for his interview with Oprah Winfrey by taking something that enabled him to produce tears at will. I hope my girlfriend never finds out about this stuff.

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Re: Did anyone else notice the new performance enhancing dru

Postby high_tea » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:54 pm

I believe it's actually a special pair of cycling knicks with electrodes in the chamois. There are a variety of options for mounting the batteries. None of them are appealing and some of them are unsavoury. A discreet remote can be mounted on the handlebars or carried in the team car. Smartphone apps and power meter integration coming soon. Nothing is better for getting that last 5% of performance.

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Re: Did anyone else notice the new performance enhancing dru

Postby warthog1 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:41 am

ausrandoman wrote:It seems that Lance Armstrong prepared for his interview with Oprah Winfrey by taking something that enabled him to produce tears at will. I hope my girlfriend never finds out about this stuff.


Sorry to disappoint you but she already has that ability as a product of her xx chromosome. :P

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