need help please

[wombatK]

It came with some tools when I bought as with the manual.

Who else is thinking that the only tool the bicycle came with is the stronzo giovanni ?

[master6]

Giovanni is indeed correct; he does need help.

[bigfriendlyvegan]

i bought the bike at night so i wasnt able to see a problem that i later did see.

Perhaps that was his attempt at 'knight'?

The Bi_Cyclist.

D'oh. Damned homophones. I didn't note it the first time around, so I did a search for knight and it wasn't there. OP wins, he sunk my battleship.

[chessticles]

anyone fancy a game?

I'll play! I'm white.
1. d4
You play 1... f6

2. e5 g5?? <-----Blunder alert!

3. Qh5#
Three move mate, fool. Even Giovanni would have done better!
Next challenger.

-Grand Master Chessticles

[giovanni0100]

It came with some tools when I bought as with the manual.

Who else is thinking that the only tool the bicycle came with is the stronzo giovanni ?

Indeed, however your negativity is counterproductive towards the bigger issue of my clicking tire.

anyone fancy a game?

I'll play! I'm white.
1. d4
You play 1... f6

2. e5 g5?? <-----Blunder alert!

3. Qh5#

Three move mate, fool. Even Giovanni would have done better!
Next challenger.

-Grand Master Chessticles

rudimentary at best.

[arkle]

anyone fancy a game?

I'll play! I'm white.
1. d4
You play 1... f6

2. e5 g5?? <-----Blunder alert!

3. Qh5#
Three move mate, fool. Even Giovanni would have done better!
Next challenger.

-Grand Master Chessticles

GM C, one thing everyone quickly notices about chess is that you're allowed to choose your own moves.

Who's the fool now?

GM arkle

[gorilla monsoon]

Giovanni, get a new tyre and tube, replace those on the un-named POS and move on.

[giovanni0100]

Giovanni, get a new tyre and tube, replace those on the un-named POS and move on.

let's not bring the bike into this now.

[gorilla monsoon]

Giovanni, get a new tyre and tube, replace those on the un-named POS and move on.

let's not bring the bike into this now.

Why not? Isn't that where you started, complaining about a bike you bought with a dud tyre?

So buy a new tyre and tube and replace it (or take it to a proper bike shop and pay and extra $5 for them to replace it for you if you don't know how) and the problem is solved. If you don't know how to change the tube and tyre You Tube will show you.

[arkle]

lol gorilla, this thread has nothing to do with bicycles!!

arkle

[lump_a_charcoal]

lol gorilla, this thread has nothing to do with bicycles!!

arkle

Don't be such a square...

What colour is the bike? Deep Blue?

[RonK]

Whooooosh

[giovanni0100]

My computer doesn't play video.

Once i get my camera working (which I bought at the same place) I'll upload my problem as the tire and tube have been changed now and the clicking is still there.




No its Kasparov Khaki.

[clackers]

My computer doesn't play video.

Once i get my camera working (which I bought at the same place) I'll upload my problem as the tire and tube have been changed now and the clicking is still there.

Sounds like mixed progress, Giovanni ... two steps forward, one sideways?

[wombatK]

My computer doesn't play video.

Once i get my camera working (which I bought at the same place) I'll upload my problem as the tire and tube have been changed now and the clicking is still there.

Hey Stronzo when you buy stuff from someone who is patently a scoundrel and thief, why do you expect any
of it to work ? If you didn't extract an undertaking from the pawn shop that your computer would upload problems,
why would you expect it could do that ?

I don't mean to be disbelieving, but rather I've never seen a computer that could upload problems. However I'm hoping
you have found one. If you can demonstrate it uploading your problem, I'd like to give it a go with uploading my problems (especially the 17 year old unemployed dope-smoking lay-about son), as it might be a really good way
to get rid of problems.

Would you consider selling it and if so, what's it worth ?

[giovanni0100]

My computer doesn't play video.

Once i get my camera working (which I bought at the same place) I'll upload my problem as the tire and tube have been changed now and the clicking is still there.

Hey Stronzo when you buy stuff from someone who is patently a scoundrel and thief, why do you expect any
of it to work ? If you didn't extract an undertaking from the pawn shop that your computer would upload problems,
why would you expect it could do that ?

I don't mean to be disbelieving, but rather I've never seen a computer that could upload problems. However I'm hoping
you have found one. If you can demonstrate it uploading your problem, I'd like to give it a go with uploading my problems (especially the 17 year old unemployed dope-smoking lay-about son), as it might be a really good way
to get rid of problems.

Would you consider selling it and if so, what's it worth ?

Dear sir,

Computer is an internet browser issue - Computer purchased elsewhere
Camera issue - connectivity with the computer - software not compatible it appears.

Bike CLICKY

If the son issue is literal, i suggest a smack around the jaw - upload result.

[The Walrus]

When I buy something that doesn't do what it's meant to I return it for a refund.

Any sale is a contract between two parties...you fulfilled your part by paying, his part of the contract is to provide a bike that works properly, which it doesn't!

A retailer once refused me. I walked around his shop picking things to the value of my sale and walked out. 5 mins later I had my refund!

[ILMB]

Lighten up guys. I think the poster is really struggling with his English, and is possibly using a translator (google, smartphone app etc) to communicate. Might also explain how he was "had" by the retailers.

[The Walrus]

Lighten up guys. I think the poster is really struggling with his English, and is possibly using a translator (google, smartphone app etc) to communicate. Might also explain how he was "had" by the retailers.

Maybe....So I'm giving him the benefit of the 'collective doubt' by suggesting he go back and see the retailer.

[RonK]

Lighten up guys. I think the poster is really struggling with his English, and is possibly using a translator (google, smartphone app etc) to communicate. Might also explain how he was "had" by the retailers.

I suspect the one here who has been had is ...you!

[clackers]

Lighten up guys. I think the poster is really struggling with his English, and is possibly using a translator (google, smartphone app etc) to communicate. Might also explain how he was "had" by the retailers.

What????? Do you want to buy a bridge?

It's a windup, ILMB, a bit laboured now, but at least with some wit!

[gorilla monsoon]

I've lost interest in this.

[lump_a_charcoal]

A simple IP check will settle this.

[The Walrus]

I've lost interest in this.

Quite!

[wombatK]

If the son issue is literal, i suggest a smack around the jaw - upload result.

Hey Stronzo, you musta come from Sicily. Here in Australia, most of us understand that violence begets
violence and is not an effective remedy for any problem. And besides, if you were a little older, you'd
realise that young people grow and older folk shrink, so that some time in their late teens, sons get to
be bigger than their dads and quite capable of returning any smack in the jaw with interest added.
Such situations can end in only one really bad place.

While you were quick to suggest vioilence, I'm puzzled why you dont take your own medicine and go give
the pawn-broker an upper cut.

More than that, I am dissappointed that you have deflected my question about uploading your problem, as I was hopeful it was a non-violent remedy for problems.