Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

[Ross]

"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"

[gorilla monsoon]

Might give the guy a reason to stop smoking and boozing. But I don't think so.

[London Boy]

"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"

That gives them a worthwhile bit of publicity.

For all he's a gobshite, he's solid on at least some topics.

[15wilsonwu]

"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"

Wow, you're really good with photoshop!

[kukamunga]

How come Jeremy's not legless?

Oh.... hold on. Maybe that's why he's lying down

Perfect bike for him then.....

[RobertFrith]

He'll be begging to swap his leather jacket and jeans for their lycra after the next 17 yards!

[norbs]

That isn't a bike!

[clackers]

For all he's a gobshite, he's solid on at least some topics.

Yep, if you want to see him not being a scripted cartoon villain, see the personality change when he does his interview segment.

[scotto]

he gets a pretty red flag, the soldiers dont.

[russellgarrard]

Jeremy apparently only did 17 yards because he couldn't work out that you had to accelerate, clutch-in, accelerate, clutch-in, accelerate, clutch-in to keep it moving!

[find_bruce]

he gets a pretty red flag, the soldiers dont.

Makes aiming easier