You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

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You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby Kev365428 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:23 am

You walk out the door after a long day, only to find a flat rear tyre.

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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby P!N20 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:38 am

You put the keys into the ignition.

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Postby brumby33 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:10 pm

Your bike has been stolen and there's no public transport anywhere near where you live :evil:
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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby peter » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:33 pm

...you are cruising on the shoulder thinking that what a genius you are and suddenly flashing blue lights appeared in the rear view mirror.

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Postby P!N20 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:37 pm

Air raid sirens are sounding

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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby P!N20 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:44 pm

You're so drunk you can't get your key into the D-lock.

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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby P!N20 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:44 pm

You can’t remember where you left your bike the night before.

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Postby bychosis » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:45 pm

You're in a hurry, legs are tired ... and headwind.
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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby P!N20 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:53 pm

You see this sign

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Postby Dreams V Reallity » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:31 pm

You live in Darwin, it's 0700(7am), the sun's up, the temp is 30(already) and the humidity is 75% (or pouring).
I could have said "You walk out of your air conditioned room and your shirt is wet after the 90 metre walk to the bicycle." At least that is shorter than the 300 m walk from the car park to work (where the bike gets parked right beside the door.
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Postby P!N20 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:12 am

Dreams V Reallity wrote:You live in Darwin


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Postby li2099 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:02 pm

You've realised your left your work keys in your car last night when you've already ridden half way to work.

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Postby fat and old » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:42 pm

You realise you’ve left your keys at home after you arrive and need to take a dump.

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Postby Lukeyboy » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:30 pm

You buy a second hand Honda engine with "low kms" off some bloke called Stoffel.

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Postby Dreams V Reallity » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:10 am

You know it was the wrong day to commute when... someone asks "Did you swim to church today?" :oops:
Not a cloud in the sky. :roll:
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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby alrsv1 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:10 am

P!N20 wrote:You can’t remember where you left your bike the night before.

P!N20 wrote:You're so drunk you can't get your key into the D-lock.


I feel those two are related somehow.
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Re: You know it's going to be a bad commute when.......

Postby Bunged Knee » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:03 pm

alrsv1 wrote:
P!N20 wrote:You can’t remember where you left your bike the night before.

P!N20 wrote:You're so drunk you can't get your key into the D-lock.


I feel those two are related somehow.


Is that related to this pic below? :lol:

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