LG wrote:Goddammit, I've been doing it wrong all these years, I apologize to all and sundry for my mistake. My error is having my right foot remain clipped in and genitals on the left side of the tube. I will work to rectify my error!
Funny, I come from a m'cycle background so I always unclip the left foot - after all, the right pedal on a m'cycle is the back brake* and one is taught to use that when coming to a stop.
*on conventional modern motorcycles. YMMV on older bikes.