Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Missy24 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:20 pm

Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby The Womble » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:32 pm

I only have boring days :cry:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby zarniwoop » Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:30 am

Some years ago I was outside the Springvale Jaycar and a guy casually cycled past butt naked on a bmx wearing nothing but a motorcylce crash helmet. Odd day...
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Missy24 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:57 am

I thought it was more weird that a padestrian said hi to me, naked dude had a big smile on his face... That's the main thing
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby greyhoundtom » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:27 am

Missy24 wrote:Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.

Just to test your powers of observation:

What brand and type of bicycle was he riding?
Did he have lights on his bike?
And most importantly, was he wearing a helmet?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby The Womble » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:45 am

Thats a loaded question. :shock:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Missy24 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:00 am

He was riding a silver shogun hybrid, he had a grey/blank helmet... On his head you tools!

His jumper was was light blue, no lights and I could probably identify him in a line up!
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby mikesbytes » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:49 am

No lights... now I know why you were concerned.
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Mulger bill » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:04 pm

Let him try that trick on a rough trail, he won't smile for long...
...whatever the road rules, self-preservation is the absolute priority for a cyclist when mixing it with motorised traffic.
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby il padrone » Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:14 pm

Pretty rough but still smiling :D

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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Mulger bill » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:07 am

Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete :wink:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby kukamunga » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:02 pm

Mulger bill wrote:Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete :wink:
The beard's almost there.....
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby mikesbytes » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:13 pm

Remind me not to buy second hand bicycle seats
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby jules21 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:20 am

psychologists say that sort of behaviour is often a precursor to more aggressive forms of sexual assault.
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby dodge » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:15 pm

Missy24 wrote:Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.

It appears you scared the pants off him then
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Apple » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:58 pm

dodge wrote:It appears you scared the pants off him then

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry Missy but that is funny
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby simonn » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:29 pm

kukamunga wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete :wink:
The beard's almost there.....


...once it is complete he'll buy a 'bent (?).
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby brentono » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:57 pm

Missy24 wrote:He was riding a silver shogun hybrid, he had a grey/blank helmet... On his head you tools!

His jumper was was light blue, no lights and I could probably identify him in a line up!


(Thanks, Apple 8) )
Missy24,
Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Not sure if you have your terminology correct,
cycloperve or cyclopathic Pervet may be more appropriate. :(

I could probably identify him in a line up!


I would like to see the Police "pull" ('scuse term) that lineup together,
would probably be looking for volunteers off this very site, some here
might fit the catagory. :) "weird"... did you get an ethnotype profile :wink:

Hope you get better soon.
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Black Beauty » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:01 pm

I don't understand, whyt did you call the police? what was the guy doing wrong? Did you abuse you? chase you? insult you? touch you? Also, why was it strange a pedestrian said hello? maybe she/ he was just being freindly, maybe they were happy and wanted to pass on their greetings
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Mulger bill » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:43 am

Ummm.
A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
B) Most Melbourne joggers don't usually say hi, so it's worth a mention when it happens.
I'd like everybody to say hi as they pass, but I spose that makes ME some kinda weirdo...
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Apple » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:24 am

Mulger bill wrote:A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...


As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. :wink:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby The Womble » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:32 am

Apple wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...


As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. :wink:

Oh dear! You Communist!
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Apple » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:35 am

The Womble wrote:
Apple wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...


As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. :wink:

Oh dear! You Communist!

Me communist, Never. I just like to be able to see a face, not into the hood much
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby dodge » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:38 am

Me communist, Never. I just like to be able to see a face, not into the hood much


LMAO :lol:
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Re: Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

Postby Nix » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:08 am

If it happened in the morning you could almost say he could have been doing the "walk of shame", except on a bike.. but at night, no, probably just a weirdo.

Maybe it's the cycling equivalent of driving with the windows down? ;)
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