Partially Naked Pervet on Bicycle

[Missy24]

Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.

[The Womble]

I only have boring days

[zarniwoop]

Some years ago I was outside the Springvale Jaycar and a guy casually cycled past butt naked on a bmx wearing nothing but a motorcylce crash helmet. Odd day...

[Missy24]

I thought it was more weird that a padestrian said hi to me, naked dude had a big smile on his face... That's the main thing

[greyhoundtom]

Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.

Just to test your powers of observation:

What brand and type of bicycle was he riding?
Did he have lights on his bike?
And most importantly, was he wearing a helmet?

[The Womble]

Thats a loaded question.

[Missy24]

He was riding a silver shogun hybrid, he had a grey/blank helmet... On his head you tools!

His jumper was was light blue, no lights and I could probably identify him in a line up!

[mikesbytes]

No lights... now I know why you were concerned.

[Mulger bill]

Let him try that trick on a rough trail, he won't smile for long...

[il padrone]

Pretty rough but still smiling

[Mulger bill]

Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete

[kukamunga]

Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete

The beard's almost there.....

[mikesbytes]

Remind me not to buy second hand bicycle seats

[jules21]

psychologists say that sort of behaviour is often a precursor to more aggressive forms of sexual assault.

[dodge]

Running around Royal Park (Brunswick) tonight, when this cyclist went passed me, he had a big smile on his face... I was like okay sure why not, cycling is fun... but I turned around as he went passed and realised he wasn't wearing any trousers, or underpants.

Sure he had a jumper on cause it was cold... Gave the coppers a quick call, thought they should know and continued on my way.

Weird another bloke said hi to me tonight as well as I was running... strange.

It appears you scared the pants off him then

[Apple]

It appears you scared the pants off him then

Sorry Missy but that is funny

[simonn]

Never woulda picked you for a longhair Pete

The beard's almost there.....

...once it is complete he'll buy a 'bent (?).

[brentono]

He was riding a silver shogun hybrid, he had a grey/blank helmet... On his head you tools!

His jumper was was light blue, no lights and I could probably identify him in a line up!

(Thanks, Apple )
Missy24,
Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Not sure if you have your terminology correct,
cycloperve or cyclopathic Pervet may be more appropriate.

I could probably identify him in a line up!

I would like to see the Police "pull" ('scuse term) that lineup together,
would probably be looking for volunteers off this very site, some here
might fit the catagory. "weird"... did you get an ethnotype profile

Hope you get better soon.
Cheers,
BrentonO

[Black Beauty]

I don't understand, whyt did you call the police? what was the guy doing wrong? Did you abuse you? chase you? insult you? touch you? Also, why was it strange a pedestrian said hello? maybe she/ he was just being freindly, maybe they were happy and wanted to pass on their greetings

[Mulger bill]

Ummm.
A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
B) Most Melbourne joggers don't usually say hi, so it's worth a mention when it happens.
I'd like everybody to say hi as they pass, but I spose that makes ME some kinda weirdo...

[Apple]

A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...

As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it.

[The Womble]

A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...

As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it.

Oh dear! You Communist!

[Apple]

A) The bloke had his junk in the breeze, that's a crime.
...

As long as it is circumcised, I wouldn’t have a problem with it.

Oh dear! You Communist!

Me communist, Never. I just like to be able to see a face, not into the hood much

[dodge]

Me communist, Never. I just like to be able to see a face, not into the hood much

LMAO

[Nix]

If it happened in the morning you could almost say he could have been doing the "walk of shame", except on a bike.. but at night, no, probably just a weirdo.

Maybe it's the cycling equivalent of driving with the windows down?