munga wrote:Forget the rules! Ride what you want, wear what you want!
Bonus points for frames made of steel, and retro riders jerseys
Cool, hopefully my new 1700hp, quad turbo, supercharged W16, McLaren Minge will be here, I'll be wearing a genuine Ayrton Senna F1 race suit (complete with skid marks). Lot's of kevlar, carbon fibre & titanium, think maybe the bonnet lock tumblers are steel.
Is that sufficient?
Scores for Raturday-----
Steel frame (D/T shift lugged)= +10 points
Retro frame (other than steel) or D/T shift lugged= +5 points
Post Modern frame (1990-2000 not D/T shift lugged)= +3 points
Modern frame (2000-to current)= -5 points
Retro Riders jersey= +15 points
Other retro jersey= +5 points
Modern jersey= -5 points
Downtube shift= +10 points
Stem shift= +5 points (well they do sort of really suck because they were so bad, & Wal could sell you a set of band on Suntour D/T shifters really cheap, so no excuse for running them really)
Those shifters in the brake levers= -5 points (who cares what they call the damn things, but I think it's S#1T or is that STI, who cares? They're rubbish anyway)
Hub shifting= +20 points (no I don't have one but they are tre`cool)
Silly horns= +5 points
Retro bells= +5 points
Judges scores shall be final (though bribes will be seriously considered), a large prize shall be awarded to the person gaining the highest score (large cup of coffee), a prize for the person gaining the lowest score (they get to buy said large cup of coffee for the winner).
Competition shall be entered into with the usual Retro Riverloop Raturday seriousness.
Any semblance of seriousness is entirely unintentional.