Users of carbon seat posts especially will understand the usefulness of carbon assembly paste in it's various guises to clamp carbon posts into frames without using excess force.
I have often used the term 'gritty grease' to describe it because that is what it feels like on your fingers.
Yesterday I picked up my stoker for a race on the tandem and his carbon seatpost was cleaned off and I didn't bring any CAP with me. I was not able to clamp his post into my frame well enough to stop it moving when I twisted the saddle, so it was likely that with use it would sink down into the frame especially under a 90kg stoker. No-one else around had any CAP either and the best that I could find was some "slick honey" grease. I picked up a little dirt on my fingers from the roadside and mixed it with the grease on the post and it worked like a charm, the post was rock solid for the whole ride.
I'm not suggesting that this is a viable long term alternative, but it did get us out of a jam at the time.
Cheers,
Cameron
