Postby find_bruce » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:36 pm
It was a 2 banker ride home. Banker #1 was a MGIF on a bicycle - heading west off Anzac Bridge, the best he could manage was to pull up alongside me, I'm doing about 25 km/h so it is not a steep climb, luck if it is 2% for for less than 50m, but this legend was on the wrong side of the path coming up to the blind right hand turn onto Victoria Rd. I couldn't care less if he passed me, but I do care about the safety of innocent cyclists coming the other way so I eased off, whereupon he died & slowed down to about 15 km/h on the flat. I did make some pointed comments as I rode past.
Banker #2 was a member of Hell's Accountants. As I am rolling along a bit over 50 km/h (yes it was downhill, how did you guess ?) he close shaves me on this moto before indicating that I should be on the footpath, because that's the place to do 5km under the speed limit. I indicated that he was a banker & what he could do to himself & the horse he rode in on. It's people like him that give self flagellaters a bad name.
These things usually come in threes. Perhaps I should ride with my trusty cricket bat tomorrow
Anything you can do, I can do slower