Major shrinkage in winter

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Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:13 pm

... I'm not the only one right?

And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:10 pm

yep seems like I'm the only one
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Postman Pat » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:08 pm

If You are anything like me I have to be in the shower for 10 min before they appear :oops: but then it was minus 5 here at dawn his morning :cry: :shock:
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby madrapper » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:13 pm

Chaderotti wrote:And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?

<Burt>It's been rumoured that part of the podium girls job is to help with that. A quick fondle before the winners appearance on the podium does wonders apparently. </Burt>
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby BarryTas » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:18 pm

i have to ride out of the seat every 30 mins to get the blood flowing and to stop things going numb :shock: :oops:
when do we stop for coffee???

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby fatherofmany » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:10 pm

I was going to post here about how on earth people keep the old fella from shrivelling up in icy pain but you've beaten me to it. So guys, how do you stop frostbite on the 'extremities'. I'm off for a few weeks (see thread on broken toe) but I will get back into it and it will be cold and something will be suffering from shrinkage and the associated pain. I'm with you Chad in manning up and asking for help (other than shoving a sock in place for cosmetic purposes). FoM
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:23 pm

I remember doing an audax ride up in the hills. After about 40 odd km in the morning at maybe... 10 degrees C? I had a toilet break, had to wake up the little fella and this other rider came by, flopped it out, did his business and was out the door before I even started!
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby toolonglegs » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:23 pm

Descent winter knicks....pretty simple.

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby orphic » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:43 pm

Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Marty Moose » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:46 pm

Chaderotti wrote:... I'm not the only one right?

And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?


I think you have nailed it Chaderotti "20 metres of man" you be still a boy :) :) From now on we are going to call you Chipolata not Chaderotti BBBWWWWWAAAAAA.

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Wayfarer » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:34 am

Chaderotti wrote:I remember doing an audax ride up in the hills. After about 40 odd km in the morning at maybe... 10 degrees C? I had a toilet break, had to wake up the little fella and this other rider came by, flopped it out, did his business and was out the door before I even started!

Sorry bout that :)
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby toolonglegs » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:00 am

orphic wrote:Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm



Nah I mean proper fleecy winter knicks....toasty warm.
Ahh seems like I have the opportunity to post a pick of everyones fav Assos model :wink:
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby m@ » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:51 am

toolonglegs wrote:
orphic wrote:Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm



Nah I mean proper fleecy winter knicks....toasty warm.
Ahh seems like I have the opportunity to post a pick of everyones fav Assos model :wink:
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...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should ;)
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby The Womble » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:30 am

Maybe its time see your gp about triagra

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby BarryTas » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:20 pm

i have 2 solutions

1 do a group ride with hot chicks, ride at the back of the pack :shock: :P

2 put a heat pack down there :shock: :P
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby gorilla monsoon » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:48 pm

Does anyone make polar fleece jocks?
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby BarryTas » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:54 pm

electric jocks battery operated.
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:59 pm

m@ wrote:Image

...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should ;)[/quote]

nah she doesn't do it for me.
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby madrapper » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:47 pm

One gentleman who shall remain un-named suprised me today...

At the coffee shop he reached down the front of his knicks and pulled out a glove! He put it there as a a bit of a wind shield! I kid u not....
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby AUbicycles » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:14 pm

Chad, to properly diagnose you will probably have to let us know whether it is the cold that his getting to you or you feel that you can't advertise as well in the winter. If it is the latter... stick with black knicks that are not too shiny, less shadow and light. Otherwise, from womens fashion, horizontal stripes make you look larger - so look out for horizontally striped knicks.

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:51 am

If i wanted to pick up the ladies I wouldn't be doing it on the bike.
So it's the cold getting to me.
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Winno » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:09 am

Chaderotti wrote:
m@ wrote:Image

...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should ;)


nah she doesn't do it for me.[/quote]

What!!! She's hot ... would definately like to see her assos

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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby pixola » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:43 am

Sidi make a shoe insole that has electrical heating elements in it.
Maybe you can stitch/glue that to your shorts.. or roll it into a tube and then cut to size.

Make sure you take it off before you cut it
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Chaderotti » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:12 pm

Hmmmm.... I'll just leave this here
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Re: Major shrinkage in winter

Postby Wayfarer » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:20 pm

hmm.. did your girlfriend knit that for you? :wink:
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