Major shrinkage in winter

[Chaderotti]

... I'm not the only one right?

And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?

[Chaderotti]

yep seems like I'm the only one

[Postman Pat]

If You are anything like me I have to be in the shower for 10 min before they appear but then it was minus 5 here at dawn his morning

[madrapper]

And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?

<Burt>It's been rumoured that part of the podium girls job is to help with that. A quick fondle before the winners appearance on the podium does wonders apparently. </Burt>

[BarryTas]

i have to ride out of the seat every 30 mins to get the blood flowing and to stop things going numb

[fatherofmany]

I was going to post here about how on earth people keep the old fella from shrivelling up in icy pain but you've beaten me to it. So guys, how do you stop frostbite on the 'extremities'. I'm off for a few weeks (see thread on broken toe) but I will get back into it and it will be cold and something will be suffering from shrinkage and the associated pain. I'm with you Chad in manning up and asking for help (other than shoving a sock in place for cosmetic purposes). FoM

[Chaderotti]

I remember doing an audax ride up in the hills. After about 40 odd km in the morning at maybe... 10 degrees C? I had a toilet break, had to wake up the little fella and this other rider came by, flopped it out, did his business and was out the door before I even started!

[toolonglegs]

Descent winter knicks....pretty simple.

[orphic]

Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm

[Marty Moose]

... I'm not the only one right?

And how the hell do the pro's still have 20 metres of man even in sub zero temperature?

I think you have nailed it Chaderotti "20 metres of man" you be still a boy From now on we are going to call you Chipolata not Chaderotti BBBWWWWWAAAAAA.

MM

[Wayfarer]

I remember doing an audax ride up in the hills. After about 40 odd km in the morning at maybe... 10 degrees C? I had a toilet break, had to wake up the little fella and this other rider came by, flopped it out, did his business and was out the door before I even started!

Sorry bout that

[toolonglegs]

Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm

Nah I mean proper fleecy winter knicks....toasty warm.
Ahh seems like I have the opportunity to post a pick of everyones fav Assos model

[m@]

Aah just when I'm having the kind of day that makes me loathe being female, a thread like this comes along. Thank you.

I came across these in my travels today. Not sure if they are what TLL is talking about. http://www.incline.com.au/store/pc/Wind ... 65p864.htm

Nah I mean proper fleecy winter knicks....toasty warm.
Ahh seems like I have the opportunity to post a pick of everyones fav Assos model

...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should

[The Womble]

Maybe its time see your gp about triagra

[BarryTas]

i have 2 solutions

1 do a group ride with hot chicks, ride at the back of the pack

2 put a heat pack down there

[gorilla monsoon]

Does anyone make polar fleece jocks?

[BarryTas]

electric jocks battery operated.

[Chaderotti]

...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should [/quote]

nah she doesn't do it for me.

[madrapper]

One gentleman who shall remain un-named suprised me today...

At the coffee shop he reached down the front of his knicks and pulled out a glove! He put it there as a a bit of a wind shield! I kid u not....

[AUbicycles]

Chad, to properly diagnose you will probably have to let us know whether it is the cold that his getting to you or you feel that you can't advertise as well in the winter. If it is the latter... stick with black knicks that are not too shiny, less shadow and light. Otherwise, from womens fashion, horizontal stripes make you look larger - so look out for horizontally striped knicks.

[Chaderotti]

If i wanted to pick up the ladies I wouldn't be doing it on the bike.
So it's the cold getting to me.

[Winno]

...and if the nicks don't solve Chad's problem, the pic should

nah she doesn't do it for me.[/quote]

What!!! She's hot ... would definately like to see her assos

[pixola]

Sidi make a shoe insole that has electrical heating elements in it.
Maybe you can stitch/glue that to your shorts.. or roll it into a tube and then cut to size.

Make sure you take it off before you cut it

[Chaderotti]

Hmmmm.... I'll just leave this here

[Wayfarer]

hmm.. did your girlfriend knit that for you?