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Re: sperm count

Postby biftek » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:59 pm

HappyHumber wrote:Can't say I've ever gone to the trouble of counting...


often wondered which poor person gets sucked into counting them all
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Re: sperm count

Postby winstonw » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:03 pm

After averaging 370k a day for 4 weeks, the last thing on Dave's mind is his sperm count. :D

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Re: sperm count

Postby AUbicycles » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:13 pm

Thats right.. because he is more interested in stuff like:

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Calories (Kcal): 65, Sugars (g) 15.9, Fat (g) 0.0, Saturates (g) 0.0, Salt (g) 0.1
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Re: sperm count

Postby winstonw » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:49 pm

AUbicycles wrote:Thats right.. because he is more interested in stuff like:


hopefully that can belongs to a sedentary assistant.
I don't know my sprite colors but if it is as you say, it isn't doing much to replace the 7000 Calories a day he needs.
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Re: sperm count

Postby Kraeg » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:38 am

Don't know.

Don't care.

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Re: sperm count

Postby gorilla monsoon » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:45 am

Who counts? Anyway, children are highly over-rated. Dogs make much more sense.
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sperm count

Postby novice » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:23 pm

gorilla monsoon wrote:Who counts? Anyway, children are highly over-rated. Dogs make much more sense.


I totally agree! The dog seems to be the only one pleased to see me when I get home :(
Excuses are like arseholes! Everybody has one and they all stink! - Lance Armstrong .

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