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by **emc** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:19 pm

that I really can't ride my fully laden bike and drink a cappuccino at the same time.......

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by **Missy24** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:21 pm

yeah, I tried to ride from the coffee shop to work, only had about 3/4 of my latte left by the time I got to work :roll:

by **emc** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:40 pm

Geez Missy..you did well! I ended up with zilch coffee and badly bruised apples and bananas :cry:

by **Missy24** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:41 pm

it helped that it had a lid :mrgreen:

by **jet-ski** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:46 pm

hah I do it all the time! worst i've done is spilled a little on my bar tape...

I don't have any twitchy bikes though...

by **DaveOZ** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:48 pm

put the cappuccino in a CamelBack?

by **Missy24** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:22 pm

DaveOZ wrote:put the cappuccino in a CamelBack?

camel back are'nt for roadies, I make the exception on Audax Rides

by **The Womble** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:25 pm

when you're 38, wake up and sit upright really fast at 6am, you fart really REALLY loud.

And it hurts.

And the cat shites itself and claws your leg

by **Missy24** » Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:32 pm

entering 856 mobile phone numbers into excel takes about 6 hours... screwing up... six hours... fixing the problem? 1 hour

by **Missy24** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:29 am

Running at lunch followed by Cycling after work... hurts like you wouldn't believe

by **Missy24** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:24 am

missing your cleat hurts, it means your vagina hitting your seat really hard

by **The Womble** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:44 am

ummm

by **thomashouseman** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:25 am

Missy24 wrote:missing your cleat hurts, it means your vagina hitting your seat really hard

It's even worse if you're a bloke and unlucky with the err.... positioning.

by **Missy24** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:27 am

thomashouseman wrote:
Missy24 wrote:missing your cleat hurts, it means your vagina hitting your seat really hard

It's even worse if you're a bloke and unlucky with the err.... positioning.

How would you know what is worse? Do you have a Vagina as well?

:lol:

by **Max** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:54 am

LOL (AT) Missy!

I can say with authority that landing on one's clacker on the saddle doesn't hurt anywhere near as much as landing on one's clacker on the top tube. I did this once when I stopped midway up a steep hill to catch my breath. I was in the easiest gear. When I set off to start the climb again, I put as much force as I could into turning the crank. Of course, the bike was in super-easy gear and the pedal turned much easier than expected. I fell straight onto the top tube and saw stars. I also very nearly clipstacked as a result. :oops:

Max

by **thomashouseman** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:58 am

Missy24 wrote:
thomashouseman wrote:
Missy24 wrote:missing your cleat hurts, it means your vagina hitting your seat really hard

It's even worse if you're a bloke and unlucky with the err.... positioning.

How would you know what is worse? Do you have a Vagina as well?

You have a good point, however I read somewhere that the only pain worse than (err how do I say this nicely....) testicular trauma is childbirth.
From most discussions when this comparison has been raised both the males and the females tend to agree...

T.

by **emc** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:29 pm

Missy24 wrote:missing your cleat hurts, it means your vagina hitting your seat really hard

I call that a 'flumper bumper'

by **msn** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:49 am

Max wrote:... landing on one's clacker on the saddle.... I also very nearly clipstacked...Max

= "clackstack" :?:

4WDs have a bull-bar. My bike has a similar device, runs from the head tube to the seat tube. It's called a "ball-bar".

by **Max** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:28 am

msn wrote:
Max wrote:... landing on one's clacker on the saddle.... I also very nearly clipstacked...Max

= "clackstack"

4WDs have a bull-bar. My bike has a similar device, runs from the head tube to the seat tube. It's called a "ball-bar".

Absolute gold! :lol: