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Re: The air kiss

Postby gorilla monsoon » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:30 am

Could have responded to Braless with an air punch, I suppose. That might work.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:51 pm

Update time

So who's sleeping with who? [we need the hot goss]
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:55 pm

mikesbytes wrote:Update time

So who's sleeping with who? [we need the hot goss]

I am sorry, I can't disclose that information :mrgreen:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:58 pm

Apple wrote:
mikesbytes wrote:Update time

So who's sleeping with who? [we need the hot goss]

I am sorry, I can't disclose that information :mrgreen:




Come on Apple...give us the goss :twisted:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:03 pm

Lets just say Clitoria has something to do with this
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This flower has caused alot of pain for Braless, as it belongs to Clitoria and it grows over the fence
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:33 pm

Apple wrote:
mikesbytes wrote:Update time

So who's sleeping with who? [we need the hot goss]

I am sorry, I can't disclose that information :mrgreen:


So there is information, therefor its happening
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:40 pm

I think Bra-less needs to get into her garden and sort things out :shock: Clitoria needs attending to!
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Re: The air kiss

Postby wombatK » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:13 pm

lovemybike wrote:I think Bra-less needs to get into her garden and sort things out :shock: Clitoria needs attending to!

Pretty sure that anyone with even very rudimentary google image search skills can figure out with what. For the clueless,
it's not the flower, and maybe the garden isn't the best place to sort it out.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:54 am

wombatK wrote:
lovemybike wrote:I think Bra-less needs to get into her garden and sort things out :shock: Clitoria needs attending to!

Pretty sure that anyone with even very rudimentary google image search skills can figure out with what. For the clueless,
it's not the flower, and maybe the garden isn't the best place to sort it out.



:roll: I think it may be safer to stay with the flower imagery WombatK!
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Re: The air kiss

Postby notwal » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:59 am

So Bra-less has to put up with Clitoria's flowers growing on her side of the fence, or enjoys the benefit of same, and her response to this is to smooch up to Mr Apple.
Is it something to do with whoreticulture?

All too cryptic for me I'm afraid. Maybe I should watch Desperate Housewives.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:46 am

You know what happens in the suburbs.....
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Re: The air kiss

Postby liamb » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:26 am

24 carat gold I tells ya! GOLD!
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Re: The air kiss

Postby gorilla monsoon » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:11 pm

mikesbytes wrote:You know what happens in the suburbs.....


Stays in the suburbs.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby nayfen » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:37 pm

maybe you need a qulified horticultralist to come in and prune the flowers every now and then so that they don't protrude over the fenceline? Be careful though, if they deflower the whole plant next season you end up with a bumper crop that no one will be able to control
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:42 pm

nayfen wrote:maybe you need a qulified horticultralist to come in and prune the flowers every now and then so that they don't protrude over the fenceline? Be careful though, if they deflower the whole plant next season you end up with a bumper crop that no one will be able to control

Yes thanks nayfen, it can get rather hairy when out of control and Clitoria would hate that, after all she manages her garden beautifully, as a matter of fact she is renowned around the neighbourhood for that.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:10 pm

Apple wrote:
nayfen wrote:maybe you need a qulified horticultralist to come in and prune the flowers every now and then so that they don't protrude over the fenceline? Be careful though, if they deflower the whole plant next season you end up with a bumper crop that no one will be able to control

Yes thanks nayfen, it can get rather hairy when out of control and Clitoria would hate that, after all she manages her garden beautifully, as a matter of fact she is renowned around the neighbourhood for that.


Apple? Which gardening tools does Clitoria recommend? :shock:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:57 pm

lovemybike wrote:Apple? Which gardening tools does Clitoria recommend? :shock:

Sorry lovemybike, she never shares that sort of information.
I think she imports the tools from Europe, Not sure if it's legal though, mostly Russia
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Comedian » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:59 pm

Apple wrote:
lovemybike wrote:Apple? Which gardening tools does Clitoria recommend? :shock:

Sorry lovemybike, she never shares that sort of information.
I think she imports the tools from Europe, Not sure if it's legal though, mostly Russia


Is that like the tools these women are using to mow the lawn and cut back their bushes? :shock: :mrgreen:
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Hopefully I'll know what that's like..... one day. :shock: :lol:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:00 pm

Apple wrote:
lovemybike wrote:Apple? Which gardening tools does Clitoria recommend? :shock:

Sorry lovemybike, she never shares that sort of information.
I think she imports the tools from Europe, Not sure if it's legal though, mostly Russia


I understand. Some things are best not shared.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:52 pm

Comedian wrote:
Apple wrote:
lovemybike wrote:Apple? Which gardening tools does Clitoria recommend? :shock:

Sorry lovemybike, she never shares that sort of information.
I think she imports the tools from Europe, Not sure if it's legal though, mostly Russia


Is that like the tools these women are using to mow the lawn and cut back their bushes? :shock: :mrgreen:


Funny :lol:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:24 am

Yes comedian, very good. I couldn't find a clean video, that one was perfect
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Re: The air kiss

Postby novice » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:25 am

Yes comedian, very good. I couldn't find a clean video,


Geez Apple, I bet it would be lots of fun going through your video collection then! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:17 pm

Noooooo not the home videos :shock:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:29 pm

This thread has been a little quiet
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