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Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.

You probably should have gone the crotch grab followed by the tongue in the ear. Then a couple of nipple cripples on old bra-less.

ZepinAtor wrote:You probably should have gone the crotch grab followed by the tongue in the ear. Then a couple of nipple cripples on old bra-less.

LMHO

A kick in the fire exit would have been Kats' solution if bra-less did that to us. How did you hold yourself back?

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.

Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????

nayfen wrote:

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.

Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????

Nayfen, You are hilarious

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.

That's brilliant

You should have whispered in to her Hubbies ear when air kissing him, that he needs to give Bra-less more housekeeping money so she can stop working as a part time Hooker at the local Woolies shoping centre. Would be an interesting conversation when they got home

I think bra-less should show some restraint...

Just to give you all an idea as to what it was like.

The Air Kiss



This is What I saw when she kissed Mr Apple, he told me she caught him by surprise and there was nothing he could do.

From the picture everything looks above board. they both have their eyes closed. It's only sus if you make eye contact. Well that what my gay friend says.

My first thought was keys in a bowl as well...considering it is Clitwhatshernames place.
Maybe you move in higher fashion circles than some of us... ...gone are the days of partying when the first thing your lips would touch was not on the face .
Edit...well not exactly true...I am pretty sure I will be doing some serious arse kissing when I arrive in Oz .

Keys in a bowl? Huh?

Max

Apple wrote:bra-less
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Clitoria

They sound like people I'd like to meet.

Apple! You went to a key party with Bra-less!! I'm very jealous I do think however that if your husband is at Clitoria's place then a kiss on the lips would probably be expected

lovemybike wrote:Apple! You went to a key party with Bra-less!! I'm very jealous I do think however that if your husband is at Clitoria's place then a kiss on the lips would probably be expected

LOVemybike, you are naughty

Did you sterilise your hubby afterwards?

Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I think Mr Apple might be making the next move

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock
braless has it over me every time

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoria with me as well

Apple wrote:

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock
braless has it over me every time

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well

I'm not touching that

key parties,mc hammer...what next? .

lovemybike wrote:

Apple wrote:

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock
braless has it over me every time

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well

I'm not touching that

The question is... Will his back hair cosset you in the depths of winter?

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.

Dear Apple,

Bra-less obviously would prefer to bonk Mr Apple than you so no, she should not have just air kissed him.

Dorothy

Could have responded to Braless with an air punch, I suppose. That might work.