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The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:50 pm
by Apple
As you know girls I have been busy with house repairs and have been the foreman for the past 4 months.
I have seen many tradesmen come and go, many of them wear their pants fare to low. I should ask for a discount due to the visual abuse I am getting day after day.
But today girls I have been rewarded with a tradie from haven, I have never in my life seen such a sexy bum crack as this one.
It was worth waiting for let me tell you. It was so hot that tomorrow my sisterhood bike friends I will ride, it has been so long since I rode that bike but after today I feel I am bike worthy once again.

The only down side was that I noticed young blossom also admiring the view not once but many times.(Blossom is the oldest daughter of apple)Image

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:01 pm
by Old and Rusty
Renovating? If you need scaffold let me know, I'll send a couple of the "Bro's" over and you'll have more crack than Harlem!

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:10 pm
by Apple
Old and Rusty wrote:Renovating? If you need scaffold let me know, I'll send a couple of the "Bro's" over and you'll have more crack than Harlem!

I will next year, can they paint. :P

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:23 pm
by bosvit
I'm a painter and you crack me up Apple, does that count?

Or do I need to send photos.... LOL

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:27 pm
by Apple
bosvit wrote:I'm a painter and you crack me up Apple, does that count?

Or do I need to send photos.... LOL

Yes it counts :wink: because you are a painter :wink:
I am sure the bum crack will be fine.

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:59 pm
by nayfen
What type of tradesman is he? My guess with a crack like that a plumber?

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:15 pm
by marinmomma
Where did you find a tradie who looks like that...????

Very fine!

:)

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:21 pm
by bosvit
I vote 1 Apple for the Vaccuum award 2011!

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:28 pm
by wombatK
Definitely a catch for Blossom. Otherwise, dare I say it

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:D

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:37 am
by Mulger bill
It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off? :?

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:46 am
by Comedian
Mulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off? :?

And the back... so shiny! :shock: :mrgreen:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:18 am
by Apple
Boy you guys have been busy on my trade man.
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.

I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice. :mrgreen:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:22 am
by Apple
Mulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off? :?

No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will grow :D

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:38 pm
by marinmomma
Apple wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off? :?

No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will grow :D


Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed there :wink:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:58 pm
by Apple
marinmomma wrote:Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed there :wink:


No Mate, he looked like he would look good for a very long time. :mrgreen:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:02 pm
by trailgumby
Apple wrote:I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice. :mrgreen:

So did Trade man crack up when he heard that?

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:43 pm
by Parker
Apple wrote:Boy you guys have been busy on my trade man.
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.

I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice. :mrgreen:

All those reasons are my reasons for not being 100% on the 'To Snowy Weekend', because he really does have an amazingly fine arse

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:04 pm
by Spiza
Can you change the title to trade persons crack

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:P :P :P

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:32 pm
by Apple
Spiza wrote:Can you change the title to trade persons crack

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:P :P :P

No Spiza, no can do, :wink:
Sorry start your own ass thread. :mrgreen:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:59 pm
by Apple
Well, well, well,
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.


Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
Image My turn to PLAY.

I will send the other electrician :mrgreen:
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Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:03 pm
by Comedian
Apple wrote:Well, well, well,
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.


Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
Image My turn to PLAY.

I will send the other electrician :mrgreen:
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I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley. :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:

Re: The Trade man crack.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:28 pm
by Apple
Comedian wrote:I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley. :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:


You got it Comedian and she is also full of Botox
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She is not as bad as Barbie, who lives 3 doors down. :twisted: