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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:06 pm

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Apple wrote:I think I live in Barbie lane at present and everyone here is precious. Mr Clitoria saw me once on the road and he asked me if I would like to join in but I was meeting Christine Tham at the time so I declined.

So why were you worried about him meeting CT ? Worried she'd steal him from precious ? :? Why else wouldn't you want a wingman ? :?

NO I wasn't worried, CT did meet him but I was riding with her and he was riding with some other guy so I declined because I had made plans to ride to Bobbin Head with Chris.
I don't think CT would steal him he doesn't ride fast enough. :wink:
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby zozza » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:51 pm

wombatK wrote:It's ok to look at the menu - as long as you dine at home :|


But I dont like meatloaf :P
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Comedian » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:05 pm

Apple wrote:
wombatK wrote:
Apple wrote:I think I live in Barbie lane at present and everyone here is precious. Mr Clitoria saw me once on the road and he asked me if I would like to join in but I was meeting Christine Tham at the time so I declined.

So why were you worried about him meeting CT ? Worried she'd steal him from precious ? :? Why else wouldn't you want a wingman ? :?

NO I wasn't worried, CT did meet him but I was riding with her and he was riding with some other guy so I declined because I had made plans to ride to Bobbin Head with Chris.
I don't think CT would steal him he doesn't ride fast enough. :wink:

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Re: Is it wrong

Postby wombatK » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Apple wrote:NO I wasn't worried, CT did meet him but I was riding with her and he was riding with some other guy so I declined because I had made plans to ride to Bobbin Head with Chris.
I don't think CT would steal him he doesn't ride fast enough. :wink:

I think if this fella isn't up to riding to Bobbin Head at CT pace, you should forget about him. You're worth more :) that's what I tell my unmarried daughters, so it has to be right
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Chuck » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:06 pm

Apple wrote:FYI, Mr Apple is fine with me riding whoever.


:shock: :o :twisted:
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Chuck » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:12 pm

gazman wrote:Be careful Apple. You wouldn't want to rub Clitoria the wrong way.


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Re: Is it wrong

Postby zozza » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:21 pm

Chuck wrote:
Apple wrote:FYI, Mr Apple is fine with me riding whoever.


:shock: :o :twisted:




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Re: Is it wrong

Postby leximack » Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:24 pm

:lol: :lol: i need to check out other parts of the forum more often, super stuff :D
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:37 am

leximack wrote::lol: :lol: i need to check out other parts of the forum more often, super stuff :D

yes, you should where have you been latex
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby ruscook » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:15 pm

Apple wrote:
leximack wrote::lol: :lol: i need to check out other parts of the forum more often, super stuff :D

yes, you should where have you been latex

It's an interesting topic and entertaining read - so Apple any update????
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:12 pm

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Apple wrote:It's an interesting topic and entertaining read - so Apple any update????

Well not with Mr Clitoria but I did ride today with another neighbour’s husband (Mr Skinloose), he has no road sense, he was much fitter then me but has no idea about how to ride.
an example, he dropped his chain and I was trying to tell him how to put it back on when riding but he insisted to stop on the side of the road and put it back :roll: . Not far behind a very fast group of skin tight lycra fashion conscious riders were riding by. What do you think Mr skinloose did. Yes got back on his bike like a geriatric wobbling all over the place just as they approached. :shock: :roll: How embarrassing. They gave me a look of what a noob. :oops: I couldnt explain, I wanted to shout, Hey I am a good rider, I tried to tell him, I don't even know him well. Look I ride a Pinny :P

So the moral of the story is to ride solo till I can keep up with the the tight lycra brigade where I belong 8)
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Tim » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:09 pm

You have some very interesting neighbours. So do I. One of them wears wears skin tight lycra pants but doesn't ride a bike and is very overweight. Her name strangely enough is Mrs Skinloose Labianna. I'm wondering if perhaps she may in some way be related to your friend Mrs Clitoria.
The problem is she thinks she has something in common with me, ie. we both wear lycra. I can assure you that is all we have in common. She is often out the front when I am mounting up and insists on casting very lurid looks over the fence and then bending over to tie a shoelace or maybe squash ants, I don't know, but it is becoming slightly embarrassing, not to mention confronting, oh god, the sight of an enormous lycra clad backside. It puts me off my food. Should I just turn the other cheek and ignore her, toughen up, or set the dog on her? Apple, you seem to be the Queen of suburban etiquette and our forum agony aunt, any suggestions?
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Tim » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:42 pm

What I'm trying to say is do I handle Mrs Labianna with tenderness and delicacy or take a manly, upfront and hard approach to the situation.
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Ross » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:55 pm

No second prize, Tim. Apple has already made this thread what it is, you are just copying her and trying to cash in on the humour.
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Tim » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:19 pm

Just trying to have some fun. Wasn't intending to"cash in" on anything. Don't think I'll bother any more.
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:35 am

Tim wrote:Just trying to have some fun. Wasn't intending to"cash in" on anything. Don't think I'll bother any more.

Tim, I am with you, I understand your agony, I say turn the other cheek in lycra. :P
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby zozza » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:46 pm



It's gone quiet around here?
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:28 pm

Zozza :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
can you ride with me so that my neighbours in Barbie lane get jealous
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Schmenz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:35 am

love it! made me laugh lots!

great names :D

i feel like such a noob now tho.. - must run off and find out how to fix a dropped chain on the bike. (unless my idea of a dropped chain is different to the technical version :S )
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Chuck » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:33 pm

Apple wrote:where have you been latex


right here....

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Apple sometimes I think you misspell things on purpose :)
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:45 pm

Chuck wrote:
Apple wrote:where have you been latex


right here....

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Apple sometimes I think you misspell things on purpose :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
is that your size :wink:
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Chuck » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:09 pm

Thanks for the compliment :D
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby zozza » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:00 pm

Apple wrote:Zozza :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
can you ride with me so that my neighbours in Barbie lane get jealous


Sure can :wink:



Your neighbours cant be that bad? :P
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby Apple » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:17 pm

zozza wrote:Your neighbours cant be that bad? :P

Well they are very sexy women and work out at the gym 13 times per week.
Why is it that hair is always perfect, like I don't get it. I cycle and run and my hair looks like a mess, but if you see braless and the new lady (not sure if I should name her yet) Hair like out of hollywood. :shock:
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Re: Is it wrong

Postby zozza » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:25 pm

Perfect hair is a bonus

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