as a bloke I'm appalled

[Apple]

I'm single and I like cycling. I'd like to find a girlfriend who likes me and likes cycling. Then we can cycle together.

arkle

A girlfriend who likes you!! You greedy bastard

I know, hard case
I tell you what arkle, forget the camera, just get dressed in your best lycra, make sure you borrow or buy the best looking carbon bike, wear really nice after shave and deodorant and I don’t mean lynx or spice . But something like Calvin Klein ETERNITY FOR MEN,Bvlgari BVLGARI AQVA POUR HOMME MARINE. Find the coffee shops that these female riders are at and get there before they finish their ride. oh baby Leave your helmet on a chair order a espresso (it is vital that it is in a glass) with hot milk on the side and just wait. You don’t have to shave your legs as I think many women like a man with hair, well I do anyway.
Ok, now there will be other men doing exactly the same thing as you so wet your top slightly so it looks like you worked hard up those hills.
Once they arrive, one of these sexy females with tight lycra will make the first move, with eye contact, she will look at what your drinking, yes short black. sign of a real man. None of that big flat milky soup I see some men order.
Good luck and let me know how you are doing

[arkle]

You make it sound very easy but the chance of this actually happening in real life is probably an inverse femtobarn to one. OK, it's good enough, I'll give it a try. Where's the best cafe in Adelaide or the Adelaide Hills to find these lycra-clad gangs of available sexy female cyclists? I'm usually too busy cycling to stop at "cafes."

arkle

[Apple]

You make it sound very easy but the chance of this actually happening in real life is probably an inverse femtobarn to one. OK, it's good enough, I'll give it a try. Where's the best cafe in Adelaide or the Adelaide Hills to find these lycra-clad gangs of available sexy female cyclists? arkle

Go for it arkle, I bet you are young and shy.

I'm usually too busy cycling to stop at "cafes."

I am shocked at you, that is the best part, the coffee and chat after the ride. I don't live in Adelaide, but man everyone rides in Adelaide, it is so bike friendly.
post the question in the Adalaide section of the form.
subject,
which coffee shop is popular with cyclists.?

you will be snapped up in no time

[mikesbytes]

oh and make sure your lycra looks good

And what lycra may that be?

[Summernight]

oh and make sure your lycra looks good

And what lycra may that be?

The non-see through type??

[damhooligan]

I'm single and I like cycling. I'd like to find a girlfriend who likes me and likes cycling. Then we can cycle together.

arkle

Nono.... you are doing it wrong....

Dont listen to apple...

Just meet a girl. Make her like you.. THEN make her like cycling.
This is by far the most efficient way to achieve your goal.....


Ps.... i tried making pictures.... yeah... creepy...
Dont.... just dont....

[Apple]

Just meet a girl. Make her like you.. THEN make her like cycling.
....

Yes MAKE her, mould her, train her, put her on a leash, that should do it
ps don't forget to MAKE her wear a burqa

[Andrew09]

And what's wrong with that?

Plenty, too many bottle blondes out there already.

And one Effie in this world is enough...

My wife's name is Effie.

[simonn]

Plenty, too many bottle blondes out there already.

And one Effie in this world is enough...

My wife's name is Effie.

So is my 1st-cousin-once-removed-in-law's. Small world.

[damhooligan]

Just meet a girl. Make her like you.. THEN make her like cycling.
....

Yes MAKE her, mould her, train her, put her on a leash, that should do it
ps don't forget to MAKE her wear a burqa

Yes.... you understand....

Except for the burqa... im not touching religions here....
But leather or rubber masks wil do just fine.

[Apple]

Just meet a girl. Make her like you.. THEN make her like cycling.
....

Yes MAKE her, mould her, train her, put her on a leash, that should do it
ps don't forget to MAKE her wear a burqa

Yes.... you understand....

Except for the burqa... im not touching religions here....
But leather or rubber masks wil do just fine.

and you want the very gentle sweet arkle to listen to you

[damhooligan]

Except for the burqa... im not touching religions here....
But leather or rubber masks wil do just fine.

and you want the very gentle sweet arkle to listen to you

offcourse.. i'm just giving him a different perspective.
Get the girl first, introduce her to cycling second.. , works fine.
If not, at least you got a girl.. hehe...

[Apple]

offcourse.. i'm just giving him a different perspective.
Get the girl first, introduce her to cycling second.. , works fine.
If not, at least you got a girl.. hehe...

Well at the end of the day we both want the best for this young man

[damhooligan]

offcourse.. i'm just giving him a different perspective.
Get the girl first, introduce her to cycling second.. , works fine.
If not, at least you got a girl.. hehe...

Well at the end of the day we both want the best for this young man

Yes.
that's true.

[arkle]

this contradictory advice is so confusing. i don't know what to do now. do i take photos of strangers or target established cyclists or try to convert a flake? to be honest it all sounds a bit too complicated.

arkle

[Apple]

this contradictory advice is so confusing. i don't know what to do now. do i take photos of strangers or target established cyclists or try to convert a flake? to be honest it all sounds a bit too complicated.

arkle

NO arkle, don't give up, you really do sound beautiful, I cannot believe you are not snapped up.
Find out where the nearest group rides are, join a group. As I said the coffee shopes post rides are the best.
I even get picked up there but I am married so I only flirt over coffee in lycra, I never meet MAMIL outside cycling.

[arkle]

I'm single and I like cycling. I'd like to find a girlfriend who likes me and likes cycling. Then we can cycle together.

arkle

A girlfriend who likes you!! You greedy bastard

You don’t have to shave your legs as I think many women like a man with hair, well I do anyway.

That's good, because I don't shave my legs, although a couple of years ago I did wonder what it would feel like to shave them. I wasn't sure if I'd like it or not so I only shaved my left leg. My right leg stayed hairy. It looked absolutely ridiculous, especially at the gym. I spent a month looking like I had a prosthetic limb.

arkle

PS there was a nice girl on last night's group ride but I think she has a boyfriend. Typical.

[toppity]

absolute gold arkle.

[gorilla monsoon]

Just remember that we are all a lot scarier in the flesh. Or in the lycra. With or without our legs shaven either individually or in pairs.

[Summernight]

Just remember that we are all a lot scarier in the flesh. Or in the lycra. With or without our legs shaven either individually or in pairs.

You might be. I'm not. I'm an angel.

[RonK]

Just remember that we are all a lot scarier in the flesh. Or in the lycra. With or without our legs shaven either individually or in pairs.

You might be. I'm not. I'm an angel.

Pics or it's not true...

[Summernight]

Just remember that we are all a lot scarier in the flesh. Or in the lycra. With or without our legs shaven either individually or in pairs.

You might be. I'm not. I'm an angel.

Pics or it's not true...

(I stole the image from a Google search as you'd be blinded if you saw the real me. It is surprisingly accurate. )

[arkle]

Yes, that's the kind of thing I'm looking for.

arkle

[Venus62]

Yes, that's the kind of thing I'm looking for.

arkle

You are possibly setting your standards a little high.

[gorilla monsoon]

NO HELMET

What will the neighbours say?