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by **Hotdog** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:11 am

Kalgrm wrote:
Hotdog wrote:Hey, my recumbent does have a means of propulsion. I just have to use the Fred Flintstone drive system...

Oh, come on ..... my comfy office chair has that propulsion method too, and I still can't win the weekly races around the cubicles!

That'll be because of the high rolling resistance of the small stock wheels, you need to upgrade your office chair with 26", 650C or 700C wheels and racing slicks, then you'll be much faster. Also make sure the seat is fully reclined for optimised aerodynamics.

by **BNA** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:48 am

by **Mulger bill** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:48 am

How 'bout Jason?

As in recliner, not Friday 13th. :oops:

by **europa** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:50 am

How 'bout Jason?

As in Friday 13th, not recliner :oops:

Richard

by **Mulger bill** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:53 am

Now where's that "you're naughty" smiley? :lol:

Shaun

by **europa** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:56 am

I was trying to be helpful :roll:

Richard

by **Kalgrm** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:29 pm

Hotdog wrote:That'll be because of the high rolling resistance of the small stock wheels, you need to upgrade your office chair with 26", 650C or 700C wheels and racing slicks, then you'll be much faster. Also make sure the seat is fully reclined for optimised aerodynamics.

Hmm, I wonder how fully-fared leather board-room chair will go ....

Nah, the UCI will probably ban it anyway.

by **Hotdog** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:53 am

I'm now considering naming New Bike after that feared instrument of torture of the Spanish Inquisition... The Comfy Chair :shock:

by **MountGower** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:35 pm

How about "The Lounge" ?

by **europa** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:51 pm

I am unreliably informed that he was experimenting with "Oooooohhhhhhhhh ssssssshhhhhhhheeeeeeeeetttttttt" today on some of the longer descents :roll:

Richard

by **Hotdog** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:22 pm

europa wrote:I am unreliably informed that he was experimenting with "Oooooohhhhhhhhh ssssssshhhhhhhheeeeeeeeetttttttt" today on some of the longer descents

Nah, it was more like "Woooooooooooo hoooooooooooo!" (but a bit less American sounding)

by **Mulger bill** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:18 pm

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

by **Kalgrm** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:33 pm

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! :roll:

by **europa** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:54 pm

Okay you two. And the context is? (I'm suspecting I've just missed some Pythonesque reference :oops:

)

Richard

by **Kalgrm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:55 am

From the Spoke 'n Holy Book:

"And whenever five or more ratbags shall be gathered in one place, then shall they recite Python"

Harold by thy Name,
Amen

by **Mulger bill** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:48 pm

I'd like to praise Jehovah.

But I haven't eaten any halibut lately :oops:

by **Kalgrm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:52 pm

Hooh!?!?! He said .....

by **Kid_Carbine** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:54 am

Perhaps you could call her "Woman"
That way, when you're at the Cafe' sipping your Late' & one of your mates comes over & says "what ya been doin'?" You can always say, "I really felt like a good ride today so I mounted my 'Woman' & went hell for leather"
I suppose if you really want to impress you could always add that "It was such a good ride" that you "can't wait to remount my 'Woman' & do it all over again"

With such cycling prowess, you'll be a legend in no time.

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