My adventure into......

[Chaderotti]

Had a race on Saturday, after about 15km I felt some nasty pain where the wing of my saddle contacts my under carriage. I looked down and thought my chamois was bunching up.
Get home, there was a bloody ingrown hair the size of a small child. 2 days later it's a bit larger and full of juice.

If I leave it, it'll probably pop when I go riding leading to excruciating pain
If I pop it, it'll hurt, and I won't be able to ride because of excruciating pain.

I'll be off the bike for a couple of days me thinks.

[Missy24]

Go to the doctor and have it checked out, they can cause a lot more problems than you think and you may require antibiotics.

I've only ever had the one and I had to have surgery

[The Womble]

It sounds like you've grown a Testicle on your pube. Wait till you get a second one!
Once you're married though they'll get squeezed, shrivel, then die. It does take a while

[Marty Moose]

Try some Amolin Chad get it from your local Chemist I was put onto this years ago by a local and much respected W.A rider.

MM

[Chaderotti]

It's in the worst place imaginable

[Mulger bill]

I don't wanna ask exactly where it is, I've only had them in the gluteal crease.

A good serve of a hot face cloth, a medical bourbon or three and it's time for the pain, keep it clean and dry for a day or two and I'm good.

Of course, this works for ME in these circumstances, I'll prolly get bollocked by the medics present but it's easier than waiting up to three weeks for an appointment, it seems there is never an acute case of anything in my town...

[Chaderotti]

In times like this, makes me wish I was a 40 odd year old guy married to a lovely wife for more than a decade.
The only person who would get the job done and be able to laugh about it for years to come

[gcouyant]

The only person who would get the job done and be able to laugh about it for years to come

Half way there already Chaderotti. I'm sure there will be no shortage of people who will laugh about it. You just need to find one who can get the job done....whatever that entails.... nyuk...nyuk...nyuk....

[foo on patrol]

Harden up Chad and attack it, then throw Metho on it. That's what I used too do.

Foo

[The Womble]

Ouch

[thomashouseman]

Harden up Chad and attack it, then throw Metho on it. That's what I used too do.

Foo

Good for blisters too!

[JV911]

It's in the worst place imaginable

i can't believe i'm posting this but are you sure it's not a hemorrhoid?

[foo on patrol]

Young blokes these days, are just to soft!!

Foo