you'd knowgoodlookingcyclist wrote:And let me guess , the others just blow...Missy24 wrote: most men are rather nice... its the minority that suck
Getting down and greasy
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Missy24 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:18 pm
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby fleecedog » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:21 pm
Actually this thread is very funny. The seriousness of some of the people here! No wonder people dislike us - lycra lads with zero sense of humor? Perhaps blokes just can't digest the thought of being dumped by a female.The Womble wrote:I bet she wishes she never opened with "today I dumped my bf"
Don't kid yourself, you loved the "voyeuristic preview" into my personal life! I bet you're just dying to see the full screening of my uncensored, uncut, exclusive "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CYCLIST'S GIRLFRIEND!" In all seriousness though, you sound like you're not getting enough in the bedroom Go ahead and ride something other than a bike, I can promise you it is very enjoyable. Oh and uh, don't venture on to female cycling websites such as Team Estrogen - the raging female hormones and the intrinsic relationship between cycling, dating and breakups will be enough to kill youCommuRider wrote:
Sure everyone needs luck but found it odd why she had to create a new thread filling us all in with her personal drama first before asking for the advice she needed to fix with her bike. She could just have asked for the advice without the voyeuristic purview into her life.
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby CommuRider » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:27 pm
Still, if the best you can do is post on this forum and whinge about dumping a "loser" boyfriend, ask for bike advice and ask if there are any single cyclists - you still have a lot of growing up to do. You should really concentrate on the HSC as well. Dumping a boyfriend, going on online forums - are you doing any studying at all?
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby goodlookingcyclist » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:37 pm
mmm, after reading that post i am looking at the thread title completely different....fleecedog wrote:Actually this thread is very funny. The seriousness of some of the people here! No wonder people dislike us - lycra lads with zero sense of humor? Perhaps blokes just can't digest the thought of being dumped by a female.The Womble wrote:I bet she wishes she never opened with "today I dumped my bf"
Don't kid yourself, you loved the "voyeuristic preview" into my personal life! I bet you're just dying to see the full screening of my uncensored, uncut, exclusive "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CYCLIST'S GIRLFRIEND!" In all seriousness though, you sound like you're not getting enough in the bedroom Go ahead and ride something other than a bike, I can promise you it is very enjoyable. Oh and uh, don't venture on to female cycling websites such as Team Estrogen - the raging female hormones and the intrinsic relationship between cycling, dating and breakups will be enough to kill youCommuRider wrote:
Sure everyone needs luck but found it odd why she had to create a new thread filling us all in with her personal drama first before asking for the advice she needed to fix with her bike. She could just have asked for the advice without the voyeuristic purview into her life.
getting down and greasy.....
Mayby subconsciously you are looking for another slave....
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Missy24 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:10 pm
I love your workfleecedog wrote:Actually this thread is very funny. The seriousness of some of the people here! No wonder people dislike us - lycra lads with zero sense of humor? Perhaps blokes just can't digest the thought of being dumped by a female.The Womble wrote:I bet she wishes she never opened with "today I dumped my bf"
Don't kid yourself, you loved the "voyeuristic preview" into my personal life! I bet you're just dying to see the full screening of my uncensored, uncut, exclusive "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CYCLIST'S GIRLFRIEND!" In all seriousness though, you sound like you're not getting enough in the bedroom Go ahead and ride something other than a bike, I can promise you it is very enjoyable. Oh and uh, don't venture on to female cycling websites such as Team Estrogen - the raging female hormones and the intrinsic relationship between cycling, dating and breakups will be enough to kill youCommuRider wrote:
Sure everyone needs luck but found it odd why she had to create a new thread filling us all in with her personal drama first before asking for the advice she needed to fix with her bike. She could just have asked for the advice without the voyeuristic purview into her life.
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Fabby » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:14 am
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Christine Tham » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:06 am
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby fleecedog » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:12 am
Hi, are you my long lost grandfather? Thank you for your genuine consideration and words of enlightenment! Are you speaking from past experience by any chance? For your information, witty geniuses like me don't need to do any studying to ace the mind-numbingly tedious HSC (no doubt written with people like you in mind - STUDYING? R U, lyk, totally SRZ?) which, if you bothered to read my original post, I already have Oh and I did whilst I dated, perused online forums daily, and I maintained a semblance of sanity and humor while doing so.CommuRider wrote:You sound quite nasty fleecedog. Your ex-boyfriend must be relieved he's free of you (ok that was low folks). He's not a forum member by any chance is he?
Still, if the best you can do is post on this forum and whinge about dumping a "loser" boyfriend, ask for bike advice and ask if there are any single cyclists - you still have a lot of growing up to do. You should really concentrate on the HSC as well. Dumping a boyfriend, going on online forums - are you doing any studying at all?
But hey, by all means feel free to offer yourself up as a single cyclist, and if not, continue to enlighten the rest of us with your words of wisdom.
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mmm, after reading that post i am looking at the thread title completely different....
getting down and greasy.....
Mayby subconsciously you are looking for another slave....
Hey I love greasing it up with my slave He puts the skewer into the right place all the time.
Hmmm I will willingly become Brandon Routh's slave and pump his tires up... everyday... anyday! unf.Christine Tham wrote:If you are looking for a new boyfriend that will do everything for you
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Christine Tham » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:42 am
Just in case you haven't realised, CommuRider is female, so asking her to offer herself up as a single cyclist may not be a good idea, unless you are lesbian of course.fleecedog wrote:But hey, by all means feel free to offer yourself up as a single cyclist, and if not, continue to enlighten the rest of us with your words of wisdom.
Treat her advice as "big sister" talk - you may not like it, but it's good for you.
As for me, I am always willing to offer myself, but with my looks and my age, I think I need to pay.
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby goodlookingcyclist » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:11 am
And a good slave also knows how to look after the bar ends propperly.fleecedog wrote:goodlookingcyclist wrote:
mmm, after reading that post i am looking at the thread title completely different....
getting down and greasy.....
Mayby subconsciously you are looking for another slave....
Hey I love greasing it up with my slave He puts the skewer into the right place all the time.
And if you let me come out and play, i wil ride at the front all day, so i can motivate you to ride faster...
I wil even hold you bike for you, all day...
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Missy24 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:19 am
Old manhannos wrote:boring...
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Max » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:21 pm
I love the way she's grinning in this photo!goodlookingcyclist wrote:
RE this thread.. yeesh, you guys, lighten up. A light-hearted post has been turned into a really catty thread.
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby The Womble » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:53 pm
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby goodlookingcyclist » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:56 pm
what's a g-ratingThe Womble wrote:How many hours ago did this G rating fly out THIS particular window?
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Missy24 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:12 pm
similar to a g-string?goodlookingcyclist wrote:what's a g-ratingThe Womble wrote:How many hours ago did this G rating fly out THIS particular window?
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Re: Getting down and greasy
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Re: Getting down and greasy
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Drunkmonkey » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:55 pm
X 2Fabby wrote:Fleecedog, your right, some ppl should really lighten up!
If you dont want to read dolly-esque type threads - stay out of the womens section
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby dodge » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:10 pm
I just thought it was another of the dual accounts trying to make themselves look all cleverDrunkmonkey wrote:X 2Fabby wrote:Fleecedog, your right, some ppl should really lighten up!
If you dont want to read dolly-esque type threads - stay out of the womens section
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby Missy24 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:12 pm
+ 1 I don't want to agree with you... but I doDrunkmonkey wrote:X 2Fabby wrote:Fleecedog, your right, some ppl should really lighten up!
If you dont want to read dolly-esque type threads - stay out of the womens section
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Re: Getting down and greasy
Postby TheSkyMovesSideways » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:31 pm
CommuRider wrote:You don't really want to date another bloke because they know about bikes. Really. You don't. Or you'll enter into another cycle and looking for your ex in new people.
CommuRider wrote:Or you'll enter into another cycle
CommuRider wrote:enter into another cycle
Love the choice of words. There's no escaping N+1, not even subconsciously.CommuRider wrote:another cycle
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