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I love ye, I love ye not

Postby emc » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:37 am

There has been another thread on here about getting o ye loved one into cycling but try as I might, I have been a dismal failure.....

I tempt him with hearty breakfasts at the end...
I tempt him with hearty pints of beer....
I tempt him with hearty sex......

he still fails to see the joy of cycling...

Any suggestions????????????
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Redbull » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:19 am

I see why I haven't been that motivated lately.....lack of incentives.

Can't help. Those are 3 of my 4 favourite things and the other is cycling.

The Man must really hate the bike.
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Comedian » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:00 am

Hmm... do you ride with him? Maybe he needs a group of blokes to spur him on? All the other stuff sounds pretty good... :mrgreen:
Once you can climb hills on a bike it's all downhill. :mrgreen:

Hopefully I'll know what that's like..... one day. :shock: :lol:

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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby foo on patrol » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:37 am

Do you ride in a scenic area or do the cafe latte thing at all? :) (yeah, I know I am not a girl, just trying to help) :mrgreen:
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Missy24 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:06 am

Just start riding with blokes and talk about them all the Tim, it will make him sit up and say heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 'friend' of mine got jealous cause my osteo is brad and every time I go to see brad I say his name in a sxy voice...
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby hannos » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:21 am

Missy24 wrote: in a sxy voice...



Yes it is ;)
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Missy24 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:38 am

hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote: in a sxy voice...



Yes it is ;)

I new I shouldn't have called you :roll:
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby hannos » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:40 am

Missy24 wrote:
hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote: in a sxy voice...



Yes it is ;)

I new I shouldn't have called you :roll:



You couldn't help yourself! :lol:
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Missy24 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:45 am

hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote:
hannos wrote:

Yes it is ;)

I new I shouldn't have called you :roll:



You couldn't help yourself! :lol:

Yeah once I saw that picture of you in my hat I was like a rabbit in heat...
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby hannos » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:47 am

Missy24 wrote:
hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote:I new I shouldn't have called you :roll:



You couldn't help yourself! :lol:

Yeah once I saw that picture of you in my hat I was like a rabbit in heat...



Except you called before the hat was sent!


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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Missy24 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:50 am

hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote:
hannos wrote:

You couldn't help yourself! :lol:

Yeah once I saw that picture of you in my hat I was like a rabbit in heat...



Except you called before the hat was sent!


Time Loop! ARGH!!!

Right then... that failed
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Oxford » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:52 am

Sounds like the guy has no idea how good he's got it to me.
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Mulger bill » Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:37 am

Oxford wrote:Sounds like the guy has no idea how good he's got it to me.


Agreed, don't know when he's got it fantastic :roll:

Maybe make the horizontal recreation a post ride warm down activity? No ride so no ride baby...
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby uncle arthur » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:45 am

Tell him he's FAT.
What is it with cycling? 30+ kmh and lycra???!!!
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby CommuRider » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:02 pm

And his bum looks big.
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Postby jet-ski » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:05 pm

Trade him in. ;)
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I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Comedian » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:25 pm

Mulger bill wrote:
Oxford wrote:Sounds like the guy has no idea how good he's got it to me.


Agreed, don't know when he's got it fantastic :roll:

Maybe make the horizontal recreation a post ride warm down activity? No ride so no ride baby...


Good idea :). Link his bedroom rights to his performance on the bike.

You'll both be checking the weather for tailwinds then. :mrgreen:
Once you can climb hills on a bike it's all downhill. :mrgreen:

Hopefully I'll know what that's like..... one day. :shock: :lol:

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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby you cannot be sirrus » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:32 pm

emc wrote:There has been another thread on here about getting o ye loved one into cycling but try as I might, I have been a dismal failure.....

I tempt him with hearty breakfasts at the end...
I tempt him with hearty pints of beer....
I tempt him with hearty sex......

he still fails to see the joy of cycling...

Any suggestions????????????


We need to do some partner swapping. I can't get my g/f out on the bike. Mind you she's only had crappy breakfast, the occasional cup of tea and some very average sex to tempt her.
After some hearty breakfast, beer and sex I wouldn't be on the bike I'd be having a snooze on the couch, maybe that's your problem.
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby trailgumby » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:50 pm

hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote:Yeah once I saw that picture of you in my hat I was like a rabbit in heat...



Except you called before the hat was sent!


Time Loop! ARGH!!!

Get a room, you two! :P
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Missy24 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:42 pm

trailgumby wrote:
hannos wrote:
Missy24 wrote:Yeah once I saw that picture of you in my hat I was like a rabbit in heat...



Except you called before the hat was sent!


Time Loop! ARGH!!!

Get a room, you two! :P

We did we're sharing a penthouse ;)
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby Chaderotti » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:40 pm

Abstain.

Tell him that if he wants a good shagging he has to catch you on a bike.
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby goodlookingcyclist » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:47 pm

emc wrote:There has been another thread on here about getting o ye loved one into cycling but try as I might, I have been a dismal failure.....

I tempt him with hearty breakfasts at the end...
I tempt him with hearty pints of beer....
I tempt him with hearty sex......

he still fails to see the joy of cycling...

Any suggestions????????????


accept the fact he does not like cycling.
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby mikesbytes » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:14 pm

Tell him about the hot guys you met cycling....
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Re: I love ye, I love ye not

Postby uncle arthur » Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:35 pm

mikesbytes wrote:Tell him about the hot guys you met cycling....


Or tell him about the hot girls you met cycling ;)
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