Oh my goodness what a party, it is amazing.
We rang the Bell and braless opened the door
as usual no bra
she seemed delighted that I came but sort of unwelcoming to Freda and Betty, she spoke with her teeth together and said “ If you told me you were bringing the nursing home with you I would have organized some puree food.
so we go in and what do we see

It's wild.
Freda tells me that in her days they were all real, not made of silconWe watch the Bra show, lots of strange ones
Then get this.
Braless says "oh Apple I have left a bra for you in my room, please try it out, it is for cycling.
So I try it on

I ask her, why is this for cycing
She says, it is to keep the magpies away
I kindly thanked her and told her that the magpies go for the head not the tits. She looked puzzled and said Oh apple I am so embarrested I thought they go for the breasts as they are most prominent on you.

I am off for a drink, this is getting to much for me right now.
