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The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:22 pm

Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips. :shock: :?
Should she have just air kissed him or what. :?: I air kissed her husband. :evil:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby ZepinAtor » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:28 pm

You probably should have gone the crotch grab followed by the tongue in the ear. Then a couple of nipple cripples on old bra-less.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:33 pm

ZepinAtor wrote:You probably should have gone the crotch grab followed by the tongue in the ear. Then a couple of nipple cripples on old bra-less.

:shock: LMHO
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Re: The air kiss

Postby The Womble » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:49 pm

A kick in the fire exit would have been Kats' solution if bra-less did that to us. How did you hold yourself back? :shock:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby nayfen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:58 pm

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.


Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:02 pm

nayfen wrote:
Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.


Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????

Nayfen, You are hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Parker » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:23 pm

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips. :shock: :?
Should she have just air kissed him or what. :?: I air kissed her husband. :evil:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby novice » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:29 pm

You should have whispered in to her Hubbies ear when air kissing him, that he needs to give Bra-less more housekeeping money so she can stop working as a part time Hooker at the local Woolies shoping centre. Would be an interesting conversation when they got home :D
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Comedian » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:42 pm

I think bra-less should show some restraint... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Once you can climb hills on a bike it's all downhill. :mrgreen:

Hopefully I'll know what that's like..... one day. :shock: :lol:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:57 pm

Just to give you all an idea as to what it was like.

The Air Kiss
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This is What I saw when she kissed Mr Apple, he told me she caught him by surprise and there was nothing he could do.

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Re: The air kiss

Postby nayfen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:11 pm

From the picture everything looks above board. they both have their eyes closed. It's only sus if you make eye contact. Well that what my gay friend says.
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Re: The air kiss

Postby toolonglegs » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:29 pm

My first thought was keys in a bowl as well...considering it is Clitwhatshernames place.
Maybe you move in higher fashion circles than some of us... :D ...gone are the days of partying when the first thing your lips would touch was not on the face :twisted: .
Edit...well not exactly true...I am pretty sure I will be doing some serious arse kissing when I arrive in Oz :oops: .
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Max » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:47 pm

Keys in a bowl? Huh? :?:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby Oxford » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:51 pm

Max wrote:Keys in a bowl? Huh? :?:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby rkelsen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:07 pm

Apple wrote:bra-less
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Clitoria

They sound like people I'd like to meet. 8)
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:12 pm

Apple! You went to a key party with Bra-less!! I'm very jealous :wink: I do think however that if your husband is at Clitoria's place then a kiss on the lips would probably be expected :shock:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:00 am

lovemybike wrote:Apple! You went to a key party with Bra-less!! I'm very jealous :wink: I do think however that if your husband is at Clitoria's place then a kiss on the lips would probably be expected :shock:

LOVemybike, :shock: you are naughty :lol:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby mikesbytes » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:21 am

Did you sterilise your hubby afterwards?
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Re: The air kiss

Postby MichaelB » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:13 am

Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:44 am

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......


I think Mr Apple might be making the next move :shock: :)
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Re: The air kiss

Postby Apple » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:41 am

MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock :shock:
braless has it over me every time :roll:

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort 8). Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges 8). Lets see what braless thinks of that :twisted: maybe I will take Mr Clitoria with me as well :mrgreen:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby lovemybike » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:23 pm

Apple wrote:
MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock :shock:
braless has it over me every time :roll:

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort 8). Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges 8). Lets see what braless thinks of that :twisted: maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well :mrgreen:


I'm not touching that :shock: :shock: :wink:
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Re: The air kiss

Postby toolonglegs » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:38 pm

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key parties,mc hammer...what next? :P .
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The air kiss

Postby Comedian » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:01 pm

lovemybike wrote:
Apple wrote:
MichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....

So what is the next move Apple ......

I have no idea, I am still in shock :shock:
braless has it over me every time :roll:

I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort 8). Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges 8). Lets see what braless thinks of that :twisted: maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well :mrgreen:


I'm not touching that :shock: :shock: :wink:

The question is... Will his back hair cosset you in the depths of winter? :shock: :mrgreen:
Once you can climb hills on a bike it's all downhill. :mrgreen:

Hopefully I'll know what that's like..... one day. :shock: :lol:

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Re: The air kiss

Postby notwal » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:15 pm

Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips. :shock: :?
Should she have just air kissed him or what. :?: I air kissed her husband. :evil:


Dear Apple,

Bra-less obviously would prefer to bonk Mr Apple than you so no, she should not have just air kissed him.

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