The air kiss
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The air kiss
Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:22 pm
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.
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Re: The air kiss
Postby ZepinAtor » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:28 pm
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:33 pm
LMHOZepinAtor wrote:You probably should have gone the crotch grab followed by the tongue in the ear. Then a couple of nipple cripples on old bra-less.
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Re: The air kiss
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Re: The air kiss
Postby nayfen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:58 pm
Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:02 pm
Nayfen, You are hilariousnayfen wrote:Did you have to place your car keys in a bowl when you entered said party?????Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Parker » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:23 pm
That's brilliantApple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.
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Re: The air kiss
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Comedian » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:42 pm
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Apple » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:57 pm
The Air Kiss
This is What I saw when she kissed Mr Apple, he told me she caught him by surprise and there was nothing he could do.
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Re: The air kiss
Postby nayfen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:11 pm
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Re: The air kiss
Postby toolonglegs » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:29 pm
Maybe you move in higher fashion circles than some of us... ...gone are the days of partying when the first thing your lips would touch was not on the face .
Edit...well not exactly true...I am pretty sure I will be doing some serious arse kissing when I arrive in Oz .
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Max » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:47 pm
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Re: The air kiss
Postby rkelsen » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:07 pm
They sound like people I'd like to meet.Apple wrote:bra-less
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Re: The air kiss
Postby lovemybike » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:12 pm
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Apple » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:00 am
LOVemybike, you are naughtylovemybike wrote:Apple! You went to a key party with Bra-less!! I'm very jealous I do think however that if your husband is at Clitoria's place then a kiss on the lips would probably be expected
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Re: The air kiss
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Re: The air kiss
Postby MichaelB » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:13 am
So what is the next move Apple ......
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Re: The air kiss
Postby lovemybike » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:44 am
I think Mr Apple might be making the next moveMichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....
So what is the next move Apple ......
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Re: The air kiss
Postby Apple » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:41 am
I have no idea, I am still in shockMichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....
So what is the next move Apple ......
braless has it over me every time
I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoria with me as well
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Re: The air kiss
Postby lovemybike » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:23 pm
I'm not touching thatApple wrote:I have no idea, I am still in shockMichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....
So what is the next move Apple ......
braless has it over me every time
I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well
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The air kiss
Postby Comedian » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:01 pm
The question is... Will his back hair cosset you in the depths of winter?lovemybike wrote:I'm not touching thatApple wrote:I have no idea, I am still in shockMichaelB wrote:Phase 2 of the war begins .....
So what is the next move Apple ......
braless has it over me every time
I do know that her husband is buying a colnago, he is not a bad sort . Time to take him out for a spin to the gorges . Lets see what braless thinks of that maybe I will take Mr Clitoris with me as well
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Re: The air kiss
Postby notwal » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:15 pm
Dear Apple,Apple wrote:Ok so I see bra- less at a party, my husband and her husband are present.
Bra-less cames up to me and says “Apple long time no see, lovely to see you here at Clitoria’s place". So she air kisses me (air kiss includes touching cheek-to-cheek. Also, the gesture may be accompanied by the mwah sound.) I do the same, but when she kisses my husband, it is right on the lips.
Should she have just air kissed him or what. I air kissed her husband.
Bra-less obviously would prefer to bonk Mr Apple than you so no, she should not have just air kissed him.
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Re: The air kiss
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