The Trade man crack.
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The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:50 pm
I have seen many tradesmen come and go, many of them wear their pants fare to low. I should ask for a discount due to the visual abuse I am getting day after day.
But today girls I have been rewarded with a tradie from haven, I have never in my life seen such a sexy bum crack as this one.
It was worth waiting for let me tell you. It was so hot that tomorrow my sisterhood bike friends I will ride, it has been so long since I rode that bike but after today I feel I am bike worthy once again.
The only down side was that I noticed young blossom also admiring the view not once but many times.(Blossom is the oldest daughter of apple)
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Old and Rusty » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:01 pm
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:10 pm
I will next year, can they paint.Old and Rusty wrote:Renovating? If you need scaffold let me know, I'll send a couple of the "Bro's" over and you'll have more crack than Harlem!
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby bosvit » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:23 pm
Or do I need to send photos.... LOL
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:27 pm
Yes it counts because you are a painterbosvit wrote:I'm a painter and you crack me up Apple, does that count?
Or do I need to send photos.... LOL
I am sure the bum crack will be fine.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby nayfen » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:59 pm
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby marinmomma » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:15 pm
Very fine!
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Re: The Trade man crack.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby wombatK » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:28 pm
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us -Jerry Garcia
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Mulger bill » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:37 am
But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Comedian » Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:46 am
And the back... so shiny!Mulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...
But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:18 am
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.
I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:22 am
No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will growMulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...
But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby marinmomma » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:38 pm
Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed thereApple wrote:No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will growMulger bill wrote:It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...
But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:58 pm
No Mate, he looked like he would look good for a very long time.marinmomma wrote:Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed there
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby trailgumby » Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:02 pm
So did Trade man crack up when he heard that?Apple wrote:I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Parker » Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:43 pm
All those reasons are my reasons for not being 100% on the 'To Snowy Weekend', because he really does have an amazingly fine arseApple wrote:Boy you guys have been busy on my trade man.
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.
I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Spiza » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:04 pm
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:32 pm
No Spiza, no can do,Spiza wrote:Can you change the title to trade persons crack
Sorry start your own ass thread.
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:59 pm
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.
Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
My turn to PLAY.
I will send the other electrician
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Comedian » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:03 pm
I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley.Apple wrote:Well, well, well,
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.
Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
My turn to PLAY.
I will send the other electrician
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Re: The Trade man crack.
Postby Apple » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:28 pm
You got it Comedian and she is also full of BotoxComedian wrote:I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley.
She is not as bad as Barbie, who lives 3 doors down.
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