The Trade man crack.

[Apple]

As you know girls I have been busy with house repairs and have been the foreman for the past 4 months.
I have seen many tradesmen come and go, many of them wear their pants fare to low. I should ask for a discount due to the visual abuse I am getting day after day.
But today girls I have been rewarded with a tradie from haven, I have never in my life seen such a sexy bum crack as this one.
It was worth waiting for let me tell you. It was so hot that tomorrow my sisterhood bike friends I will ride, it has been so long since I rode that bike but after today I feel I am bike worthy once again.

The only down side was that I noticed young blossom also admiring the view not once but many times.(Blossom is the oldest daughter of apple)

[Old and Rusty]

Renovating? If you need scaffold let me know, I'll send a couple of the "Bro's" over and you'll have more crack than Harlem!

[Apple]

Renovating? If you need scaffold let me know, I'll send a couple of the "Bro's" over and you'll have more crack than Harlem!

I will next year, can they paint.

[bosvit]

I'm a painter and you crack me up Apple, does that count?

Or do I need to send photos.... LOL

[Apple]

I'm a painter and you crack me up Apple, does that count?

Or do I need to send photos.... LOL

Yes it counts because you are a painter
I am sure the bum crack will be fine.

[nayfen]

What type of tradesman is he? My guess with a crack like that a plumber?

[marinmomma]

Where did you find a tradie who looks like that...????

Very fine!

[bosvit]

I vote 1 Apple for the Vaccuum award 2011!

[wombatK]

Definitely a catch for Blossom. Otherwise, dare I say it

[Mulger bill]

It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?

[Comedian]

It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?

And the back... so shiny!

[Apple]

Boy you guys have been busy on my trade man.
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.

I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.

[Apple]

It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?

No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will grow

[marinmomma]

It might be a sexy bum crack, I'll take your word for it...

But surely that prepubescent hairless torso woulda been a turn off?

No, I am sure once he grows up some more it will grow

Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed there

[Apple]

Yeah, along with a beer gut and a butt that went south for the winter...and stayed there

No Mate, he looked like he would look good for a very long time.

[trailgumby]

I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.

So did Trade man crack up when he heard that?

[Parker]

Boy you guys have been busy on my trade man.
Well he was a young Electrician and he was moving a power point from the pantry, where he had to bend down,
I was standing behind him thinking, “that is one fine ass"
There was blossom also next to me with a smile on her face.

I told blossom, if she was paying for the bill? she said No, so I told her she can't look anymore unless we split the invoice.

All those reasons are my reasons for not being 100% on the 'To Snowy Weekend', because he really does have an amazingly fine arse

[Spiza]

Can you change the title to trade persons crack

[Apple]

Can you change the title to trade persons crack

No Spiza, no can do,
Sorry start your own ass thread.

[Apple]

Well, well, well,
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.


Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
My turn to PLAY.

I will send the other electrician

[Comedian]

Well, well, well,
You will never guess how came over to find out who my electrician was and can she have the number.


Yes Bra less needs an electrician.
My turn to PLAY.

I will send the other electrician

I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley.

[Apple]

I'm 99.9% sure braless is from Silicone Valley.

You got it Comedian and she is also full of Botox



She is not as bad as Barbie, who lives 3 doors down.