Swearing at Ducks
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Swearing at Ducks
Postby inline_online » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:21 pm
I heard a strange thing on my commute home this evening.
I guy was racing towards me on his bike and between us there were some little ducks crossing the path.
I heard him say "get out of the f^*king way you stupid ducks" and he didn't look like he was going to stop for anything.
Luckily for the ducks they all made it through unscathed but I did find it a little strange to be swearing at ducks.
I mean, what did he expect them to do?
Cheers,
Dan
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby exadios » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:35 am
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby blkmcs » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:28 am
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby cp123 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:00 am
That's super of you! love the pictures!
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby inline_online » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:27 am
Tolerance - it starts with the ducks then extends to our fellow road users.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby just4tehhalibut » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:25 pm
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby Joeblake » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:35 pm
First koalas ...
now ducks.
What's the world coming to?
A far nicer place perhaps.
Judging by the amount of gear you carry, this was just a typical commute to work was it?
Joe
Just be careful of being mugged and ducknapped.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby skull » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:28 pm
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby find_bruce » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:54 pm
& some oranges for the saucejust4tehhalibut wrote:Too many ducklings. You're going to need a bigger pot.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby dino1969 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:05 pm
Duck rage?? - makes you wonder about the state some people are in!inline_online wrote:Hi All,
I heard a strange thing on my commute home this evening.
I guy was racing towards me on his bike and between us there were some little ducks crossing the path.
I heard him say "get out of the f^*king way you stupid ducks" and he didn't look like he was going to stop for anything.
Luckily for the ducks they all made it through unscathed but I did find it a little strange to be swearing at ducks.
I mean, what did he expect them to do?
Cheers,
Dan
my wife used to sing this rhyme to our babies:
Sad mother duck
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
The sad mother duck said
"Quack, quack, quack."
And all of the five little ducks came back.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby cp123 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:07 pm
5 little ducks went out one day
over the hills and far away
mother duck said
quack quack quack quack
but only 4 little ducks came back.
4 little ducks went out one day.....
etc.
your verse is the last one!
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby Joeblake » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:18 pm
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby Baalzamon » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:13 pm
To ducks paper money is food, they go yum and we go OUCHJoeblake wrote:Errr ... after you'd done your good deed, did you check your wallet?
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby Joeblake » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:25 pm
Then when they start trying crap the small change, they'll go OUCH - especially the 50 cent coins!!Baalzamon wrote: To ducks paper money is food, they go yum and we go OUCH
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby dino1969 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:47 am
thanks cp123!cp123 wrote:but what about the first 5 verses....
5 little ducks went out one day
over the hills and far away
mother duck said
quack quack quack quack
but only 4 little ducks came back.
4 little ducks went out one day.....
etc.
your verse is the last one!
i just love happy endings!
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby tangary » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:27 am
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby skull » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:31 am
Passed a heap of ducks on my ride this morning. Without considering those around I squealed out like a kid yelling "duckies" as I passed them.
Got some funny looks.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby adrian_d » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:08 pm
Skull - I would have done the same thing hahaha. I was at the zoo the other week near the bear enclosure and yelled out to my Girl Friend "OMGosh come look at the bear pooping" hahaha The lady standing next to me didn't quite feel the same way and gave me the evil stare hahaha.
If someones in that much of a rush to not stop, he'll need to wait longer if the wildlife ranger or rspca ends up seeing him eventually hit one of them. I'm sure he would probably get done for animal cruelty.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby exadios » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:20 pm
Ha, ha. Yes, just another day at the office.Joeblake wrote:This weally quacks me up.
First koalas ...
now ducks.
What's the world coming to?
A far nicer place perhaps.
Judging by the amount of gear you carry, this was just a typical commute to work was it?
Joe
Just be careful of being mugged and ducknapped.
Actually, these photos come from this series. I rode down to Narrogin, WA, mucked about a bit, and rode back home. A nice vacation.
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby Joeblake » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:30 pm
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Re: Swearing at Ducks
Postby exadios » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:32 pm
When it came time to leave I wondered what I should do with the ducklings - there was no momma about. I ended up taking back down the path about 100 meters and left them there - where they were probably promptly eaten by snakes.just4tehhalibut wrote:Too many ducklings. You're going to need a bigger pot.
A little while later I was thinking that I could have put them in my basket and taken them to a nearby friend who would look after them. I stopped at my fiend's place and told her about the ducks and she said, "Shame you didn't bring them, they would have made a nice stew!" So, great minds think alike.
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