Just one of many dumb cyclists I see every day. This mornings episode involved a young lady who was riding in low speed traffic in primary position in the lane (all fantastic thus far). Reach a red light, decides she doesn't want to wait in the queue so rides up the wrong side of the road to reach the front of the queue (only past about 3 vehicles, mind you, so hardly worth it). Manages to avoid anyone turning out of the side street via pure luck.
Then, once at the stop line, decides that she doesn't want to wait for the green signal so instead starts to ride slowly through the intersection into the RIGHT LANE of all places. Two vehicles come out of the side street on their green light and nearly clean the idiot up so she sheepishly swerves out of the way then stops in the middle of the intersection until it goes green for the line of traffic she was originally in.
Me watching on in my brand new maroon sweater: