Hospitals are boring

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:33 pm

Skull,this thread was the first thing I thought about during sundays cx race when I remounted badly... Saddle noses can be quite painful in the wrong places... But I thought suck it up, it could be much worse!.
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby foo on patrol » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:11 pm

Bring out the metho TLL and be a brave boy, it'll only hurt for a couple of minutes. :twisted:

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:16 pm

foo on patrol wrote:Bring out the metho TLL and be a brave boy, it'll only hurt for a couple of minutes. :twisted:

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Actually it only hurt for about a lap... although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole :mrgreen:
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:19 pm

toolonglegs wrote:...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole :mrgreen:

Claret?
Pics? :twisted:
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:38 pm

Mulger bill wrote:
toolonglegs wrote:...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole :mrgreen:

Claret?
Pics? :twisted:

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! :shock: .
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:46 pm

toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! :shock: .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Apple » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:54 pm

I have been reading this thread, all the best skull, :D
it brings me back to the good old days when I worked in the colorectal ward. I am sure you will be fine and back on your bike in no time :D
I am glad you have visitors from the forum to keep you up to date about their anal stories. :P
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:58 pm

Mulger bill wrote:
toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! :shock: .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:04 pm

toolonglegs wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:
toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! :shock: .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!

Ahhh, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :shock:

I was at work at the time and it won't allow hosted pics, glad about that sometimes...
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby twizzle » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:49 pm

:lol:



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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby skull » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 pm

toolonglegs wrote:I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!


Haha I was wondering if anyone would do that :twisted:

The thing is it is a rather tame looking photo really considering the damaged received. Just a shot of torn off knicks a bottom with a couple of scratches. I did get a close up photo of the underbit but I am not going to put that online as one it is pretty gross (lots of blood and skin flappy bits hanging off) and two it is pretty gross (as it is a picture of my freckle).
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby toolonglegs » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:59 am

Normally I like freckles... but maybe not rear end ones so much :mrgreen: .
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby kb » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:39 am

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby silentbutdeadly » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:40 am

I note with some amusement that some FSA carbon seatposts are on highly visible special promotion at CRC at the moment.

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Mulger bill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:40 am

Would that be the "All NEW for 2013" The FSA mechanised buttfloss 250?
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:07 am

toolonglegs wrote:
Mulger bill wrote:
toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! :shock: .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!


I wish I had read this before I did the same :shock: :lol:

This thread takes the cake in terms of cycling injuries, no but(t)s about it (ok, ok. All the other bad puns were already taken).

The cracks are starting to appear when threads like this turn up...... ahhh crap there I go again....

Seriously though, hope its healing well. Like many others I will be checking all my seatpost clamps tonight.
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby m@ » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:19 am

skull wrote:
doggatas wrote:Skull ol' boy couldn't let you be injured all on your lonesome, 60km/h, front tire blow out, doesn't tickle.

Wishing us both a speedy recovery. :lol:


Obviously the team of skulldoggary was to much for the world to handle.

Just read that [url=flowmountainbike.com/2013/01/hellfire-cup-postponed-until-november-2013/]the Hellfire cup has been moved to November[/url] due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante :wink:
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby foo on patrol » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:49 am

But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse. :mrgreen:

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby skull » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:09 am

m@ wrote:Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante :wink:

hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A


Yep.

Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby twizzle » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:13 pm

skull wrote:
m@ wrote:Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante :wink:

hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A


Yep.

Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.


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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby bigfriendlyvegan » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:20 pm

foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse. :mrgreen:

Foo


My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:39 pm

bigfriendlyvegan wrote:
foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse. :mrgreen:

Foo


My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.


Actually those nurses sound exactly like my flavour, nothing like a bit of fun :)
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby foo on patrol » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:01 pm

bigfriendlyvegan wrote:
foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse. :mrgreen:

Foo


My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.


Lucky for me, they didn't have male nurses when I was in after the fight with a truck. :mrgreen:

They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that. :lol:

Butt back on topic now. :wink:

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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:18 pm

foo on patrol wrote:They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that. :lol:

Butt back on topic now. :wink:

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I, and a daresay most others, just involuntarily crossed my legs.
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Re: Hospitals are boring

Postby Alien27 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:01 pm

Just before the first time I got a catheter pulled, the nurse told (an obviously apprehensive) me 'just relax this doesn't hurt a bit, most people just describe it as a bit of an uncomfortable feeling', I relaxed, she yanked, then as I doubled over grabbing my old fella, groaning and recovering from having what felt like sandpaper dragged through me pee passage, she giggled and said 'gets them every time'.

It did make me laugh and defuse an awkward situation. Nurses have their own special sense of humour :lol:
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