Hospitals are boring

[toolonglegs]

Skull,this thread was the first thing I thought about during sundays cx race when I remounted badly... Saddle noses can be quite painful in the wrong places... But I thought suck it up, it could be much worse!.

[foo on patrol]

Bring out the metho TLL and be a brave boy, it'll only hurt for a couple of minutes.

Foo

[toolonglegs]

Bring out the metho TLL and be a brave boy, it'll only hurt for a couple of minutes.

Foo

Actually it only hurt for about a lap... although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole

[Mulger bill]

...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole

Claret?
Pics?

[toolonglegs]

...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole

Claret?
Pics?

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .

[Mulger bill]

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

[Apple]

I have been reading this thread, all the best skull,
it brings me back to the good old days when I worked in the colorectal ward. I am sure you will be fine and back on your bike in no time
I am glad you have visitors from the forum to keep you up to date about their anal stories.

[toolonglegs]

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!

[Mulger bill]

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!

Ahhh, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I was at work at the time and it won't allow hosted pics, glad about that sometimes...

[twizzle]

Sent from my iThingy...

[skull]

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!

Haha I was wondering if anyone would do that

The thing is it is a rather tame looking photo really considering the damaged received. Just a shot of torn off knicks a bottom with a couple of scratches. I did get a close up photo of the underbit but I am not going to put that online as one it is pretty gross (lots of blood and skin flappy bits hanging off) and two it is pretty gross (as it is a picture of my freckle).

[toolonglegs]

Normally I like freckles... but maybe not rear end ones so much .

[kb]

Tapatalk users miss out on all the fun: sigs, nested quotes, easter eggs containing freckles...

[silentbutdeadly]

I note with some amusement that some FSA carbon seatposts are on highly visible special promotion at CRC at the moment.

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Offe ... goryIDs=44

[Mulger bill]

Would that be the "All NEW for 2013" The FSA mechanised buttfloss 250?

[im_no_pro]

Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .

Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?

I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!

I wish I had read this before I did the same

This thread takes the cake in terms of cycling injuries, no but(t)s about it (ok, ok. All the other bad puns were already taken).

The cracks are starting to appear when threads like this turn up...... ahhh crap there I go again....

Seriously though, hope its healing well. Like many others I will be checking all my seatpost clamps tonight.

[m@]

Skull ol' boy couldn't let you be injured all on your lonesome, 60km/h, front tire blow out, doesn't tickle.

Wishing us both a speedy recovery.

Obviously the team of skulldoggary was to much for the world to handle.

Just read that [url=flowmountainbike.com/2013/01/hellfire-cup-postponed-until-november-2013/]the Hellfire cup has been moved to November[/url] due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante

[foo on patrol]

But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.

Foo

[skull]

Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante

hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A

Yep.

Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.

[twizzle]

Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante

hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A

Yep.

Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.

The puns just keep getting better.

[bigfriendlyvegan]

But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.

Foo

My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.

[im_no_pro]

But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.

Foo

My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.

Actually those nurses sound exactly like my flavour, nothing like a bit of fun

[foo on patrol]

But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.

Foo

My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.

Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.

Lucky for me, they didn't have male nurses when I was in after the fight with a truck.

They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that.

Butt back on topic now.

Foo

[im_no_pro]

They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that.

Butt back on topic now.

Foo

I, and a daresay most others, just involuntarily crossed my legs.

[Alien27]

Just before the first time I got a catheter pulled, the nurse told (an obviously apprehensive) me 'just relax this doesn't hurt a bit, most people just describe it as a bit of an uncomfortable feeling', I relaxed, she yanked, then as I doubled over grabbing my old fella, groaning and recovering from having what felt like sandpaper dragged through me pee passage, she giggled and said 'gets them every time'.

It did make me laugh and defuse an awkward situation. Nurses have their own special sense of humour