Hospitals are boring
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:33 pm
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby foo on patrol » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:11 pm
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:16 pm
Actually it only hurt for about a lap... although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie holefoo on patrol wrote:Bring out the metho TLL and be a brave boy, it'll only hurt for a couple of minutes.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:19 pm
Claret?toolonglegs wrote:...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole
Pics?
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:38 pm
Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .Mulger bill wrote:Claret?toolonglegs wrote:...although the good pedal bite I got to the calf half a lap later took my mind off my pie hole
Pics?
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:46 pm
Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby Apple » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:54 pm
it brings me back to the good old days when I worked in the colorectal ward. I am sure you will be fine and back on your bike in no time
I am glad you have visitors from the forum to keep you up to date about their anal stories.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby toolonglegs » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:58 pm
I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!Mulger bill wrote:Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby Mulger bill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:04 pm
Ahhh, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHtoolonglegs wrote:I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!Mulger bill wrote:Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .
I was at work at the time and it won't allow hosted pics, glad about that sometimes...
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby twizzle » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:49 pm
Sent from my iThingy...
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby skull » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:38 pm
Haha I was wondering if anyone would do thattoolonglegs wrote: I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!
The thing is it is a rather tame looking photo really considering the damaged received. Just a shot of torn off knicks a bottom with a couple of scratches. I did get a close up photo of the underbit but I am not going to put that online as one it is pretty gross (lots of blood and skin flappy bits hanging off) and two it is pretty gross (as it is a picture of my freckle).
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby toolonglegs » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:59 am
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Re: Hospitals are boring
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby silentbutdeadly » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:40 am
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Re: Hospitals are boring
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:07 am
I wish I had read this before I did the sametoolonglegs wrote:I clicked for a bigger view of his seat post pics and got a surprize!Mulger bill wrote:Yerwot? Pics? WHERE?toolonglegs wrote:Um... no... seeing Skull's butt shots is enough! .
This thread takes the cake in terms of cycling injuries, no but(t)s about it (ok, ok. All the other bad puns were already taken).
The cracks are starting to appear when threads like this turn up...... ahhh crap there I go again....
Seriously though, hope its healing well. Like many others I will be checking all my seatpost clamps tonight.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby m@ » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:19 am
Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the anteskull wrote:Obviously the team of skulldoggary was to much for the world to handle.doggatas wrote:Skull ol' boy couldn't let you be injured all on your lonesome, 60km/h, front tire blow out, doesn't tickle.
Wishing us both a speedy recovery.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby foo on patrol » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:49 am
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby skull » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:09 pm
Yep.m@ wrote: Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante
hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A
Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby twizzle » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:13 pm
The puns just keep getting better.skull wrote:Yep.m@ wrote: Just read that the Hellfire cup has been moved to November due to the Tassie fires - so if this was an elaborate excuse to get out of racing, you'll have to find a way to up the ante
hellfirecup.createsend1.com/t/ViewEmail/r/0D340DFEDE820D45/8D181263B3175B21025DA65DC0D0F53A
Even tho the whole situation is very unfortunate I will get to do hellfire.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby bigfriendlyvegan » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:20 pm
My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:39 pm
Actually those nurses sound exactly like my flavour, nothing like a bit of funbigfriendlyvegan wrote:My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby foo on patrol » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:01 pm
Lucky for me, they didn't have male nurses when I was in after the fight with a truck.bigfriendlyvegan wrote:My brother went in for an op a while ago and he like joking around with the nurses, so they thought they'd get one back on him. The got the biggest Islander orderly they could find, put him in some scrubs, gave him a clipboard, some KY and gloves. He went into my brothers room and said "Morning Mr. Thompson [his name is not Mr. Thompson], I'm here to perform the prostate exam. Can you remove your undergarments please?". While my bother was vociferously protesting his identity, he heard the giggling from the corridor and twigged that it was a joke.foo on patrol wrote:But sponge baths are good in hospital, if you get a nice nurse.
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Moral of the story: nurses don't always come in a flavour you like.
They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that.
Butt back on topic now.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby im_no_pro » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:18 pm
I, and a daresay most others, just involuntarily crossed my legs.foo on patrol wrote: They were a great bunch of girls with a good sense of humour to boot because when I said to the nurse that pulled the decatheter out, it feels like you stretched me a couple of extra inches. Her reply was, I'll let you decide that.
Butt back on topic now.
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Re: Hospitals are boring
Postby Alien27 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:01 pm
It did make me laugh and defuse an awkward situation. Nurses have their own special sense of humour
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