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Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:21 pm

Oprah I must confess ...

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when Floyd Landis told me he was doing drugs I could have strangled him.

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:23 pm

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before they cut it off, it was THIS big.

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:24 pm

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before I took up bike riding, I really wanted to be a concertina player.

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Postby vince » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:47 pm

Joeblake wrote:Oprah, I must confess ...

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before they cut it off, it was THIS big.

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Strawburger » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:25 pm

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I'm the greatest American hero, I mean, you have to be when the needles were this big!
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Postby drubie » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:10 pm

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...they're so round I'd grab them like this and knead like I was making bread!
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:18 pm

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I'm so strong I can grab a rear cluster and take it off with my bare hands!!!

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Postby ozzymac » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:08 pm

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I like to get my 7 Yellow Jersey's and rub them between my hands and smell the drugs in the sweat........

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Postby twizzle » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:08 pm

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I can't stop staring at your ....



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Postby Mulger bill » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:45 pm

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I studied at Hogwarts, I was a whiz at potions...
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Postby gururug » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:51 pm

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my appearance fee is how much again?
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Postby familyguy » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:00 am

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I thought they were novelty bags of red jelly for the kids parties.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby scotto » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:12 am

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I'm not Lance Armstrong, but I'd love the extra publicity !!
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Howzat » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:19 am

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I never would have been on the jumbo juice if the other guys would have just slowed down a bit. Is that too much to ask?
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:51 am

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the insurance company said they'd give me a wad of money THIS big if I'd win more Tours.

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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Ozkaban » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:55 am

Joeblake wrote:Oprah, I must confess ...
the insurance company said they'd give me a wad of money THIS big if I'd win more Tours.
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Come on... this is supposed to be in jest!!! Truth shouldn't come into it...
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Howzat » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:20 am

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I woulda won ten - count 'em - ten tours, if it hadn't been for all the doping cheats in the peloton.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Chuck » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:33 am

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I can't stop staring at your .... are those things real or have you had them enhanced ? Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging you, clearly I'm pro enhancement. Just curious is all, cause I know a good doctor if you wanna go that way....
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Postby silentbutdeadly » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:42 am

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...that the set dresser should be sacked.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:45 am

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I know all the ten commandments, and I can tell you there's nothing there about injecting yourself with substances. My lawyers told me.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby twizzle » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:13 pm

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If it hadn't been cycling, I reckon I could have have made it as a basketball player. After all, look at what the growth hormones did for the size of my hands!
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Postby InTheWoods » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:27 pm

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The syringe was this bloody big!
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Postby Semar » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:05 pm

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... of all the dopers, I was the fastest. They can never take that away from me.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:31 pm

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I picked up the ball, sent it down the lane, got my thousandth strike in a row, then they wanted me to pee in that goddam bottle again.
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Re: Oprah, I must confess ...

Postby Joeblake » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:38 pm

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When you said I should come clean, I had something else in mind. Can I wash my hands now?
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