Oprah, I must confess ...

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess ...



my dad used to read Pinocchio to me and he said my nose would grow THIS big if I ever lied. There dad, I proved you wrong, huh?

[takeitasread]

Oprah, I must confess ...



I was surprised at how nice the Tour de France winner's trophy was and so I ended up winning seven of them! Can uou believe it Oprah, seven of them! Here, have a look at how nice it is Oprah......hang on, where the hell did it go???

[schroeds]

I've joined the Wiggles but I'm still working on the hand thing

[Howzat]

Oprah, I must confess ...



...that I looked into it, and It turns out the only sport the USADA doesn't regulate is Balinese hand dancing. So check out these moves!

[Joeblake]

Oprah, I must confess ...



I got this big chunk of Silly Putty and snuck up behind Ulrich and dropped it on his seat. Once he sat down he couldn't get up again. Bye-bye hill-climbing.