Did anyone else notice the new performance enhancing drug?

[ausrandoman]

It seems that Lance Armstrong prepared for his interview with Oprah Winfrey by taking something that enabled him to produce tears at will. I hope my girlfriend never finds out about this stuff.

[high_tea]

I believe it's actually a special pair of cycling knicks with electrodes in the chamois. There are a variety of options for mounting the batteries. None of them are appealing and some of them are unsavoury. A discreet remote can be mounted on the handlebars or carried in the team car. Smartphone apps and power meter integration coming soon. Nothing is better for getting that last 5% of performance.

[warthog1]

It seems that Lance Armstrong prepared for his interview with Oprah Winfrey by taking something that enabled him to produce tears at will. I hope my girlfriend never finds out about this stuff.

Sorry to disappoint you but she already has that ability as a product of her xx chromosome.