should I say someting

[Apple]

Last resort, hop over the back fence and be away with the offending articles while they are out on the line.

A tart like Flobbya would not be allowed to live in Apple's neighbourhood, so its not so simple
and IIRC, anyone jumping over Apple's back fence is likely to drown in the harbour

So true, I only meet her at riding spots. Never near the house

[velocopedant]

Have you considered pointing out the health & safety aspects of the situation? There is a large number of middle aged men who are admirers of the well developed female form. There is also an increasingly large percentage of said demographic who cycle. We all here know that safety is paramount when cycling on the road. Unfortunately, if I'm out riding and Flobbya goes by in full display, I will be paying more attention to them, sorry I mean her, than where I'm going. Point out to her that the current situation presents a clear hazard to safe navigation.

[Weedell]

Hey Apple, Honestly i think you should nicely say to her,

I've had friends tell me when my shorts made me have "a granny ass" as the kindly put it hehe - as ive lost alot of weight there too big & baggy on me {i was delighted when they pointed it out}

I know it would be hard to bring up but you could always say "hey fancy looking at some new gear with me??? Mine are needing replaced getting abit tight {hint Hint} .............. leave it wide open for her to come have a look too maybe nicely say you should treat yourself to some too

Hopefully u still have a riding partner after it hehe

[Ross]

Your stories are great reading Apple, very entertaining!

[Apple]

Stretched lycra is usually thin as well. Especially around the rear. Might be easier to suggest the lycra is getting a bit worn and needs replacing.

No pics, please.




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Well Twizzle,
She did it, she got new lycra.

we rode yesterday and I know you said no pics but, they don't look bad at all. She even got a tan to go with the new lycra


how good do they look now.

thats it, I am going down a size or two and letting my girls out.

Your stories are great reading Apple, very entertaining!

Thanks, my stories are real Ross, true, maybe slightly exaggerated

[trailgumby]

Thanks, my stories are real Ross, true, maybe slightly exaggerated

Never! I don't believe it!

[Apple]

It is true,

Have you considered pointing out the health & safety aspects of the situation? There is a large number of middle aged men who are admirers of the well developed female form. There is also an increasingly large percentage of said demographic who cycle. We all here know that safety is paramount when cycling on the road. Unfortunately, if I'm out riding and Flobbya goes by in full display, I will be paying more attention to them, sorry I mean her, than where I'm going. Point out to her that the current situation presents a clear hazard to safe navigation.

I love that velocopedant, where do you ride, maybe Flobbya and I could ride near by, that way you can explain the importance ofsafty and hazards. we only have children riding in our area they are not fully developed yet


She now told me that we should start our own group with a name and put it on Strava. She wants to call it Cougar power
She is looking for outfits on the net for us both

I don't want to hurt her feeling but how do I tell her that I don't share her kind of lycra, I have my own tastes.

It is raining today so she is looking up womens lycra gear now and she will email me some pictures. I just don't want to look like twins. Two middle age women with the same outfit, is not a good look.


I will share the pictures once she sends them.

[Apple]

I am so ashamed. Flobbya has worked so hard.
This is what she has sent me..

Yes I like it and I like it a lot. We are ordering these frames and outfits.


Any Sydney girls who live nearby are welcome to join our club. Here we come Cougar Power club on Strava

[trailgumby]

So you're going singlespeed? Very, um, hipster of you

[gabrielle260]

Apple, you crack me up!
Your threads are must reads and leave for dead most on BNA that deteriorate to trolling and name calling.
Thanks for bringing a smile to my face!
Andrew

[twizzle]

I am so ashamed. Flobbya has worked so hard.
This is what she has sent me..

Yes I like it and I like it a lot. We are ordering these frames and outfits.


Any Sydney girls who live nearby are welcome to join our club. Here we come Cougar Power club on Strava

Bringing Flobbya with you to Lorne?


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[Apple]

Bringing Flobbya with you to Lorne?


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Yes Twizzle, Flobbya is booking it in now, she has also invited an old friend of hers Hormona from the old days. I was not so close to Hormona as she is very Competitive. Hormona turns everything
into a race. used to win everyting.
I hope she is not going to ask her to join Coughar sprints.



I am going to send this to Flobbya, I think we should put this on our knicks on the back, what do you think?

[twizzle]

Well... It's starting to sound like Lorne is going to be a happening place on the Saturday night. I'd better take some better clothes along with me.



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[Apple]

Well... It's starting to sound like Lorne is going to be a happening place on the Saturday night. I'd better take some better clothes along with me.



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I like those clothes.

I am looking forwards to riding in Lorne. I am sure I will have a great time.

[TimW]

Apple, i know a fella down Lorne way, who is the local spagetti tester, he has volunteered to be your chaperone.

[Apple]

TimW you are sick

[twizzle]

TimW you are sick

I agree. When you get to Lorne, we should discuss that over some chateau cardboard, or maybe you have a favourite beer?


(Actually, the place I'm staying at pretty much qualifies as a trailer park. Thank goodness my wife isn't coming - in her opinion, camping out starts at 5-star!)

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[ColinOldnCranky]

I'm looking at the number of views on this thread. Seem to be building remarkably fast.

I reckon about 20 belong to me. It is hard to resist seeing what the next wit is going to add to this thread that is probably wrong on so many fronts.

Not to mention the titillating prospect of another picture or two.

[Apple]

I'm looking at the number of views on this thread. Seem to be building remarkably fast.

I reckon about 20 belong to me. It is hard to resist seeing what the next wit is going to add to this thread that is probably wrong on so many fronts.

Not to mention the titillating prospect of another picture or two.

Is that right Colin,
well we did have a cougar meeting today, as it was a great ride and we rode to west head. Hormona wants to call the Strava group Middle age ladies". I think that sounds so old.
Now come on. Cougar sprints is so much better. She said Middle age is 40is and Fab, I disagree 40is is not Middle age. 55 Pluse is middle age.
What do you think.

As for photos, trust me you don't want to see any right now. Flabbya wants to have a cycle Lycra party because it's her birthday and she didn't want the Rocky horror show party like everyone else
so she decided on Lycra,
she sent me a Picture.
It is unbelievable

I agree. When you get to Lorne, we should discuss that over some chateau cardboard, or maybe you have a favourite beer?


(Actually, the place I'm staying at pretty much qualifies as a trailer park. Thank goodness my wife isn't coming - in her opinion, camping out starts at 5-star!)...

I am with Mrs Twizzle on that one, that's where I will be Twizzle. I don't drink beer but I do drink French Champagne

[Apple]

Apple, i know a fella down Lorne way, who is the local spagetti tester, he has volunteered to be your chaperone.

I will bring a friend for him TimW
She is working very hard to come to Lorne. She is not ready to go out on the roads yet but it will be soon.

[orbeas]

No. But if it ever happens again, encourage her to take off after the other rider and give it to him

yea givim both barrels .....
on a similar vein iv been out riding and seeing obese males on expensive bikes looking like pigs on pogo sticks with bits poking out.. its not a good look...
do I say something? no just id look away

[TimW]

I will bring a friend for him TimW
She is working very hard to come to Lorne. She is not ready to go out on the roads yet but it will be soon.

[/quote]
My she is a sweaty one
Now my mate is as toey as a Roman Sandal

TimW you are sick

ps.....Apple your sicker

[twizzle]

I am with Mrs Twizzle on that one, that's where I will be Twizzle. I don't drink beer but I do drink French Champagne

I just checked, they don't have that at my local drive-thru bottle shop. I might have to check out the supermarket tomorrow.

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[Apple]

My she is a sweaty one

It's just her metabolism Tim
Don't let a little sweat bother you. She scrubs up real nice.

[ColinOldnCranky]

She said Middle age is 40is and Fab, I disagree 40is is not Middle age. 55 Pluse is middle age.
What do you think.

Being as I am in the sixties, then of course I am gonna agree.

However you might then need to explain why, when I am only in my middle age, I am afflicted with arthritis, lumbago, gout, age-onset diabetes, brittle bones and incontinence.