Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

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Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby Ross » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:08 am

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"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby gorilla monsoon » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:37 am

Might give the guy a reason to stop smoking and boozing. But I don't think so.
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby London Boy » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:12 pm

Ross wrote:Image

"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"

That gives them a worthwhile bit of publicity.

For all he's a gobshite, he's solid on at least some topics.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby 15wilsonwu » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:15 pm

Ross wrote:Image

"They're riding from Paris to London. I had a heart attack after 17 yards"


Wow, you're really good with photoshop! :lol:
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby kukamunga » Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:27 pm

How come Jeremy's not legless?

Oh.... hold on. Maybe that's why he's lying down

Perfect bike for him then.....

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby RobertFrith » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:05 pm

He'll be begging to swap his leather jacket and jeans for their lycra after the next 17 yards!
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby norbs » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:23 pm

That isn't a bike!

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby clackers » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:55 am

London Boy wrote:
For all he's a gobshite, he's solid on at least some topics.


Yep, if you want to see him not being a scripted cartoon villain, see the personality change when he does his interview segment.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby scotto » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:31 pm

he gets a pretty red flag, the soldiers dont.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby russellgarrard » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:59 pm

Jeremy apparently only did 17 yards because he couldn't work out that you had to accelerate, clutch-in, accelerate, clutch-in, accelerate, clutch-in to keep it moving!

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson riding a bike!

Postby find_bruce » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:19 pm

scotto wrote:he gets a pretty red flag, the soldiers dont.

Makes aiming easier :twisted:
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