2nd hand K-mart bike for 133% more than new

[im_no_pro]

that's because you put two different things together, even better, your "better option" is fictional, added some lense flare to create an evil vs angel plot, blow up the story 133% (min), I meant, you've got all the ingredients that made hollywood, how can you not shoot to stardom overnight

plus, what better way to kill off the competition, simple hand pick them, put them here (so no one in the actual market know what you are doing), add a little lense flare based on the "same thing, different prices" oh so evil formula, let some idiots (or not, possibly share your interest to kill off the competition) to spam for you, you couldn't have done it better yourself.

on the copyright part, sites do get shutdown, raided for that in case you didn't watch the news, double check "ignorance is no defense", so you don't come up with an excuse that's easily busted, ok? for now enjoy the stardom while you can, what can possibly go wrong anyway

I cant decide whether you are the 2nd greatest troll in the history of BNA, or whether you actually believe what you are saying. I hope for your sake its the first one.

[Summernight]

I cant decide whether you are the 2nd greatest troll in the history of BNA, or whether you actually believe what you are saying. I hope for your sake its the first one.

Can I ask who is the first? TTar?

Ausbike is a troll. It has been confirmed in all its egg-splattered, lens-flared,Tefal-fried, bacon-stripped glory.

Which actually makes me sad because I thought we'd get a happy ending to this movie.

[casual_cyclist]

I cant decide whether you are the 2nd greatest troll in the history of BNA, or whether you actually believe what you are saying. I hope for your sake its the first one.

Does it matter? Either way... GOLD! You could not make this up.

[GeoffInBrisbane]

This is brilliant. Apparently it's cool to scam people with a real ad selling a bike in a misleading fashion, but filling one solitary thread of a forum with jokes about ficticious products that are NOT advertised for sale in a misleading (or indeed, any) fashion is an attempt to snuff out the competition (who are also trying to sell sped up eggs).

So, Jennay, in case you meant the bikes (what? This is an egg forum!), are you inferring that TTar feels he can't sell a bike (that none of us have heard anything about, perhaps he should try the BNA classifieds) and that the sole reason he can't sell his bike is not because of all the other genuine adverts out there, but because you're selling polished turds? Riiiiight...

And if that isn't what you meant, then sorry but it was the best I could make out from your stream of gibberish. So let's try something simple (AGAIN):

1)Provide a link to your forum
2)Tell us what the fun ride was that your supposed customer missed out on, to her devastation.

You know you want to...

[FuzzyDropbear]

If the TTar...

A mere couple of weeks ago, I was quietly going about my business. I bothered no one, no one bothered me. Now, I discover I've become the TTar. I'm not sure I like it.

and with that status the next logical step is TTar for Prime Minister!! If you can misrepresent the truth as well as Jenny accuses you of doing, then you definitely belong in politics! ahahhaha. Hopefully you have learned from ausbike and scamming ads and can apply these to the political arena which will ensure your rapid rise to PM... Everyone knows lens flare wins elections..

or, does this elevate you to becoming one of the 'internet elders' from the IT Crowd?

[jasonc]

If the TTar...

A mere couple of weeks ago, I was quietly going about my business. I bothered no one, no one bothered me. Now, I discover I've become the TTar. I'm not sure I like it.

and with that status the next logical step is TTar for Prime Minister!! If you can misrepresent the truth as well as Jenny accuses you of doing, then you definitely belong in politics! ahahhaha. Hopefully you have learned from ausbike and scamming ads and can apply these to the political arena which will ensure your rapid rise to PM... Everyone knows lens flare wins elections..

or, does this elevate you to becoming one of the 'internet elders' from the IT Crowd?

[GeoffInBrisbane]

At first I thought he was standing in front of a flag, but then I realised it wasn't a star, it was lens flare. He must know what he's doing!

[jasonc]

At first I thought he was standing in front of a flag, but then I realised it wasn't a star, it was lens flare.

closest I could do without my workmates leet photoshop skillz

[GeoffInBrisbane]

Unfortunately I don't think scoring 133% of the votes Gillard was going to get will be enough...

[im_no_pro]

I cant decide whether you are the 2nd greatest troll in the history of BNA, or whether you actually believe what you are saying. I hope for your sake its the first one.

Can I ask who is the first? TTar?

No and No

#1 is debateable. Theres a couple that come to mind, there is a hint hidden in this thread who one of them is

[jasonc]

Unfortunately I don't think scoring 133% of the votes Gillard was going to get will be enough...

even for TTar's egg party?

maybe he'll get poached by another party
or he'll be able to scramble the balance of the house....

stop me, please.

[im_no_pro]

stop me, please.

Gladly. Lets not get into politics please, otherwise it will need intervention. And im having too much fun for that

edit: nice puns though

[rudeboy]

just saw one of ausbike bikes ride past at full speed, here is a picture i took

[lucky7]

on the copyright part, sites do get shutdown, raided for that in case you didn't watch the news, double check "ignorance is no defense", so you don't come up with an excuse that's easily busted, ok? for now enjoy the stardom while you can, what can possibly go wrong anyway

It's not a breach of copyright if used for educational purposes (I won't go into full detail, it may well blow your already damaged vocabulary). I say TTar was educating the masses about frauds like you. So there.

But thank you for continuing to bite on this thread. You have made some very boring minutes fly by.

[find_bruce]

on the copyright part, sites do get shutdown, raided for that in case you didn't watch the news, double check "ignorance is no defense", so you don't come up with an excuse that's easily busted, ok? for now enjoy the stardom while you can, what can possibly go wrong anyway

It's not a breach of copyright if used for educational purposes (I won't go into full detail, it may well blow your already damaged vocabulary). I say TTar was educating the masses about frauds like you. So there.

Actually summerknight had it right when she said

(Why does no-one bother to actually read the copyright law before spouting carp linking The Pirate Bay etc. to this sort of situation? Seriously sheeples, learn to read.)

Clearly Jenny is speaking from experience here and her international forum was raided by egg-eating leprechauns.

It is not a breach of copyright at all - see for example Perfect 10, Inc. v. Amazon.com, Inc..

This forum does not host images that appear in these forums - all it contains is text that tells the viewers browser where to find the image images & the forum is neither displaying nor distributing the image, hence no copyright infringement by this forum.

[casual_cyclist]

just saw one of ausbike bikes ride past at full speed, here is a picture i took

OMGosh! EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY is TOTALLY relevant here...

Jennay: "Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."
Me: "That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"
Jennay: "When you go really fast on one of my super awesome Shimâno leading speed up technology extended triple mountain power exclusive bicycles, time goes slower..."
Me: "...Because you get there earlier!"
Jennay: "You're catching on, buddy!"
Me: "So if I ride of your bikes I can travel back in TIME! OMGosh!"
Jennay: "Totally!"

And there you have it.

[TMjpn]

just saw one of ausbike bikes ride past at full speed, here is a picture i took

Thats a bit slower than usual - might need to re-grease the chain and gives the tyres a bit more PSI.

[InTheWoods]

Thats a bit slower than usual - might need to re-grease the chain and gives the tyres a bit more PSI.

Make sure you use the special low friction gas that the bike comes with...

And don't put grease near that chain. Paraffin wax only for this bike.

[ldrcycles]

just saw one of ausbike bikes ride past at full speed, here is a picture i took

OMGosh! EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY is TOTALLY relevant here...

Jennay: "Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."
Me: "That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"
Jennay: "When you go really fast on one of my super awesome Shimâno leading speed up technology extended triple mountain power exclusive bicycles, time goes slower..."
Me: "...Because you get there earlier!"
Jennay: "You're catching on, buddy!"
Me: "So if I ride of your bikes I can travel back in TIME! OMGosh!"
Jennay: "Totally!"

And there you have it.

I can see a problem here though, if jennay's leading speed up technology bikes are so fast they can go back in time, that means Devastated Girl should be able to go back to the day of the fun ride and not go to K Mart and be devastated!

[thomashouseman]

Thats a bit slower than usual - might need to re-grease the chain and gives the tyres a bit more PSI.

Make sure you use the special low friction gas that the bike comes with...

And don't put grease near that chain. Paraffin wax only for this bike.

Actually I think if you're going that fast you need nitrogen in the tyres don't you?

[FuzzyDropbear]

I just want to thank all those involved in this thread. Just sitting down with a drink after a soaking ride through the bush on the way home and the replies to this thread had me in stiches. Especially jasonc's puns

and I am genuinely surprised that someone actually managed to photograph one of Jenny's bikes, must have been on the exit of a sharp corner when it was traveling at it's slowest. Must be an genuine photo because if it was altered in photoshop then there'd be more lens flare..

Please everyone, do carry on

[jasonc]

Especially jasonc's puns

don't encourage me

[GeoffInBrisbane]

just saw one of ausbike bikes ride past at full speed, here is a picture i took

OMGosh! EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY is TOTALLY relevant here...

Jennay: "Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."
Me: "That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"
Jennay: "When you go really fast on one of my super awesome Shimâno leading speed up technology extended triple mountain power exclusive bicycles, time goes slower..."
Me: "...Because you get there earlier!"
Jennay: "You're catching on, buddy!"
Me: "So if I ride of your bikes I can travel back in TIME! OMGosh!"
Jennay: "Totally!"

And there you have it.

I can see a problem here though, if jennay's leading speed up technology bikes are so fast they can go back in time, that means Devastated Girl should be able to go back to the day of the fun ride and not go to K Mart and be devastated!

Good grief, you've only gone and saved the day here! Poor devastated girl, be devastated no more.

See, come to BNA and all is solved!

[bychosis]

I have it in good authority that Ausbike/Jenny is actually Gomez. From:

[TTar]

how can you not shoot to stardom overnight

Aw, I couldn't have done it without you, dollface.