OK, let see who gets the most flat tyres in 2008
Rules (don't you hate them)
1. You have to have actually ridden the bike since the tyre was replaced to
be awarded a point
2. It has to be a flat to your bike, fixing someone elses flat doesn't count
3. Flat must of occurred between January 1st 2008 and December 31st 2008 inclusive
4. Anything I didn't think of
Jerseys

Yellow Jersey (black cat) - The person with the most flats. In the event of 2 or more riders having the same number of flats, the rider who got to that score first holds the jersey.

Pokadot Jersey (most difficult)- The rider who has suffered the most inconvenience by the flat. Riders will have to plead their case as this award is subjective.

White Jersey (beginner) - the most recent rider to get a flat tyre. Any rider who registered a flat in the 2007 competition is not eligible
http://bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2031 Therefor the following riders are not eligible;
531db, alchemist, ApollloMTB, Aushiker, beauyboy, benj, black4tress, Cambo, crog, cyclelogical, daacha, europa, gsxrboy, Hotdog, inaminit, Kalgrm, Kev365428, KillerHeadWind, LuckyPierre, lukas, matt_v, McPete, Megan, MichaelB, Mikeg, mikesbytes, MJF, mr888, Mulger_bill, needsapush, nimm, rdp_au, rider06, sandman, senator52, stated, stevos, stryker84, toolonglegs, Triple_B, Tuco, X-wing,

Green Jersey (most convenient flat) - The rider who incurred the flat that caused the least inconvenience. Riders will have to plead their case as this award is subjective.

Red Number (most aggressive) - The rider who occurred the most flats in a single calandar week, that been Monday thru Sunday. In the event of 2 or more riders having the same number of flats, the rider who got to that score first holds the jersey. Rider will need to specifically notify as the judge has buckleys of figuring this one out by themselves.

The black jersey (last) - The rider with the least amount of flats. In the event of 2 or more riders having the same number of flats, the rider who got to that score first holds the jersey.

Points Jersey - The rider who has the best post in this thread. We shall see
New Format - hey this is the internet, you need to do it differently each time, just for the sake of doing it.
20 -
19 -
18 -
17 -
16 -
15 -
14 -
13 -
12 -
11 -
10 -
09 -
08 -
07 - Rider1
06 -
05 - Rider2 Rider3
04 - Rider4
03 - Rider5 Rider6 Rider7
02 - Rider8 Rider9 Rider10
01 - Rider11 Rider12 Rider13
Jerseys

- Rider1

- Rider6

- Rider13

- Rider13

- Rider6

- Rider11

- yet to be awarded, your got to post better than that to get this one.
OK, no one allowed to get more than 99 flats, otherwise my format stuffed.
May the puncture gods not be with you